I can just see that freak reject pilfering through my Viper with barbecue sauce on his fingers, farting uncontrollably and feeling good about himself after being pursued by an ignorant fat woman.
I knew I didn't fit into the "modern family" over there. Cam and Mitch would never accept me. So I strapped an incendiary double entendre to my chest and committed forumcide.
Solid Red, I agree with you. Everywhere I go people love my Viper. As a matter of fact.... I was at the grocery store the other day buying beer, steak, and toilet paper, and this guy walked up to me and told me if I did a burnout he would have his girlfriend show me her breasts. I immediately...
I went to a car show one time where a guy brought two Vipers. They were both dirty as HELL. I couldn't believe it. I don't really take my car to shows anymore because like DennisKGB says, they are boring. But when I do, I clean and polish the hell out of it. Then, I ask my wife to do a walk...
Really enjoyed meeting you Broom! Had no idea you were so tall and stunning. That GTS blue Viper is gorgeous too and your husband is cool as hell. Cubican (Pedro), you are one helluva guy. I don't think you knew who I was but I recognized you when you started to describe your car....damn I was...
Sam, your VCA items were well received. Thank you again and Happy Hannekuh. I was so busy talking to Broom and her husband that I didn't see who got your items! I'm pretty sure my buzz started to kick in about that time as well. Regardless, we were thinking about you last night and appreciated...
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