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    "Mopar Performance News" Made Me Mad !

    Re: \"Mopar Performance News\" Made Me Mad ! Regardless of whether you appreciate the NASCAR scene (I personally enjoy watching Gordon lay the wood to the 'necks, but don't like the idea of attending a NASCAR event and being poisoned by the second hand smoke created by the other "fans"...
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    Texas Smack-Talkers Convention this Sat...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PMUM: Wish they were from Texas???? I'm sure if some of those guys had "hottie" sisters then they'd wish they were from Texas. But when a Moderator of all people would rather quit his job than move to that...
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    LURKERS, Un-LURK ! We need your participation!

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by aslam qazi: I am proud new owner of a 01 acr (picked up my snake past weekend) I want to say hello to all the members. Being part of this exclusive club is a great honor for me. This is my first Viper, but I...
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    Texas Smack-Talkers Convention this Sat...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric Schieve: BWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAH!! I did go mental didn't I? It was a lot of fun actually ... but I've sworn it off. PUMPie you're starting to become a bit more amusing than I at first thought (seriously...
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    Texas Smack-Talkers Convention this Sat...

    This just in from my spies in the HMS sweat shop - pic of Mr. HMS himself banging out his latest Tejas blast on the shop's Tandy 386 CPU. Hmmm, a gathering of the Lone Star state's finest Viper owners - the fact that I am trapped in Cali is making me green with envy. I can just picture it...
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    How can we weed out FAKES like VENOM 800?

    I've got an idea, why not just ban everyone who refuses to list their VIN or VCA status? Or maybe if we really want an enlightened board, we can ban everyone who isn't a VCA member with a valid VIN living in Texas. Yeah. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana...
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    What Is The Protocol? For The Public.

    I think our southern brethren have a saying that should cover any doubts you may have, "As*, gas, or grass - no one rides for free."
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    Question about NACA duct

    Isn't the NACA duck that thing that is always on my t.v. screaming AFLAC!!!?
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    Viper Days Pahrump

    PMUM, sounds like fun. Here is a pic from the paddock of the Viper Days event held in Texas.
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    Painless front license plate bracket (photos)

    The better question would be, who in their right mind would make the decision to put the vanity plate "RED ASP" on their ride? Conjures up images best left to Gerald in the privacy of his own home.....
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    Another Viper vs Z06 Spat...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 97 GTS: I know, I know. I've just turned to a life of smack for so I can entertain my pal Chuck 98 RT/10, who would otherwise be bored at home between naps. Besides, I think PMUM, Brett and Kid97GTS...
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    Green Stuff

    Yep, I've got greens front and rear and they are NIIIIIIIICE. Just like me.
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    Play in clutch?

    I just had a new clutch and aluminum flywheel installed, and while the clutch does feel quite a bit softer than my original clutch, but no real amount of excess play in the pedal.
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    The two definitions of 'moderate' (a novel, but a good read)

    Re: The two definitions of \'moderate\' (a novel, but a good read) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RECOIL: As an author, you (the service provider) can be held accountable. As a distributor, you cannot. At least that's what my attorney...
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    Picture of my new "Painted" License Plate

    Re: Picture of my new \"Painted\" License Plate Not so sure about that - when I went in person to get a new tag, the clerk at the DMV just pulled one off a stack and handed it to me, so I doubt they are keyed to your registration. BTW, although your alteration of the plate may or may not...
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    Viper's aftermarket parts pricing.Too much?

    Re: Viper\'s aftermarket parts pricing.Too much? Dude, where have you been? The prices charged for Viper parts have always been outrageous. The only explanation is indeed that the Viper market will bear the gouging that so frequently goes on. I guess that's what happens when the customers...
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    Rear-end swap (GTS not wife)

    I actually like the lower ratio for everyday driving since it allows you to effectively use 5th and 6th on parkways or the freeway without lugging the motor. Also, the ability to break the tires loose from a roll in second gear is kinda cool. I'm also impressed with the "feel" of the aluminum...
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    My 94 is now badasp!

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matt Kovac: After my mods, I had the car out running around with a 2000 R/T 10. We went to the highway to see how my car stacked up. We ran from a rolling start in 2nd, 3rd, and 4th gear. Everytime I was...
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    Stock Brakes are for the....! Roe Racing does it again!

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BSchillinger: Awww, I care, Brett! Thanks for the kudos to you and PMUM, but that doesn't mean that I'll go easy on y'all if we ever get in a smack-talking showdown! Texas has already proven that it has the...
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    Stock Brakes are for the....! Roe Racing does it again!

    Well, since the appropriate thread for this discussion was deleted, I guess this is the only place to post it free of the moderators' wrath (for now). (By the way, that is MENSA moderation in action - delete all posts referring to Roe except the one originally propping him up - pre-death brake...
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    Stock Brakes are for the....! Roe Racing does it again!

    Oh wow, I'd almost forgotten the crush I developed on V10 Jenn. Where is my little vixen? I really miss him, errrrr I mean her.
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    What percentage of Vipers are wrecked..

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Afy: I read somewhere that over 70% of all Vipers are wrecked, and over half of those in the first 90 days of ownership Is there any truth to this? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I suppose it would depend on which...
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    Nail in my tire...

    I take mine to America's Tire Company. Try to find a place that does more high-end cars, or even Corvettes, and they probably should be able to do it.
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    Street Racing

    Oh come on, the argument that an adult cannot observe an activity such as movie violence, cartoon violence or reckless street car racing (the Horror!) and not make a reasoned decision as to whether that activity is something they want to participate in in real life kinda takes everyone down to...
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    Aerosmith ...... in a 2003!

    That fits - I think Aerosmith actually is within the average demographic of a Viper owner at this point. WAR ROCK STARS THAT STILL TOUR WHEN THEIR DAUGHTERS ARE HOT AND OLD ENOUGH TO LEGALLY DRINK!!!!!
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