On the 12th day of Christmas....I'll be getting married.

[Hockeysnake]

On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Well, I'm off for the holidays and to get married. I belive I found a good one. She smells nice, is a great cook, not too ******* the eyes(SSUNBURN can attest), and she is extremely business savvy. What more could you ask for these days with all the *************** type women out there.

Any advice from the great wisdom here.........open the floodgates.

I'll post some pics when we get back from our honeymoon.

 

[plumcrazy]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

RUN forrest...RUN.


dont do it. stay friends and dont get married..but if ya do, the key to it all is NO kids. i know im gonna hear about this answer, but it is my honest opinion.

 

[propsail]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

My wife says I have no comment.

 

[VIPER BAZ UK]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

My wife says I have no comment.

LOL LOL Like it

Congratulations as well,,good luck....

 

[Jerry Dobson]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

PlumCrazy has some good points.

-Treat her like a Queen
-Don’t ever cheat on her
-YOU must always be the protector and main provider… YOU wear the pants
-Enjoy the MiniVan as best you can

 

[plumcrazy]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

LOL @ propsail...good one.

its the minivan thing that kills me about married guys. and worst is the fact they have to "ask" thier wife permission to go somewhere or do something fun...THAT makes me SICK when i hear it. and i DO hear it all the time.

 

[SnakeBitten]

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My condolences

 

[RX VIPER]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

You left one thing off the list.. does she like the Viper?

 

[Hockeysnake]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

She loves the Viper!!! When I picked her up on our third date she said "that is my favorite car, I always go straight to those at Barrett-Jackson."

I knew I had my woman.

BTW. I always used to wait until the third date to break out the Vipe. Sort of like waiting three days to call a girl.LOL

 

[Dv8tor]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Just remember these two words.... Yes, Dear.

That'll get you out of trouble

 

[ROCKET62]

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Make sure the Viper is in the Pre-nup! Just because she liked it before marriage - many things change after the ring is on the finger.

 

[Mr Hemi Head]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
SuffeRing

Yes Dear I'll be right there.

Just Kidding

 

[Abq Bill]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

1. Don't ever doubt their memory. Genetically, it is far superior to yours.

2. You will never win an argument. Accept that fact earlier, rather than later.

3. Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." Accept what you read as fact.

4. When they come to you with their problems after a long day, listen. Do NOT try and solve their problems. Just listen.

5. They need to hear those magical 3 words EVERY day.

If they couldn't f**k, there'd be a bounty on them !

Bill

 

[LIRacer]

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And she asks "does this make me look fat" the only safe response is to kill yourself.

 

[Gerald]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

RUN forrest...RUN.


dont do it. stay friends and dont get married..but if ya do, the key to it all is NO kids. i know im gonna hear about this answer, but it is my honest opinion.

No kids is the...........RIGHT ANSWER FROM ME!

G

 

[150shot]

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OMG- the replies are hilarious I had to chime in. I hear that soo much to about permission from the WIFE.
How about the co-workers that have to rush home right at 5 since they are expected home by a certain time!!

Seriously though- HOCKEYSNAKE- congrats and good luck!!!

 

[ROCKET62]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Just one word of advice:

DON'T

 

[Achilles99]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

And she asks "does this make me look fat" the only safe response is to kill yourself.

That is hilarious... haven't laughed out loud in a while!

 

[redlightrich]

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if she lets you keep your hockey gear in the house or garage, she is a keeper! congrats, and remember for the rest of your life it is easier to get forgiven than to get permission!!!!

 

[Qualitywires.com]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Well, I'm off for the holidays and to get married. I belive I found a good one. She smells nice, is a great cook, not too ******* the eyes(SSUNBURN can attest), and she is extremely business savvy. What more could you ask for these days with all the *************** type women out there.

Any advice from the great wisdom here.........open the floodgates.

I'll post some pics when we get back from our honeymoon.

Congrats man! She sounds Awesome!

 

[kgrif]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

First congrats! Second, they are wonderful at times, useful at times (if you know what I mean) and a total enigma at others. NEVER try to figure them out, it is a waste of good brain cells. They are weird from birth about certain things! They can get mad today about something you forgot you did 20 years ago and something will trigger it, they get pissed and you can not imagine what is going on!Get that and you will have a long and happy marriage. Good luck, I am sure you will be happy!

 

[Hockeysnake]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Well, I can certainly tell the guys that view women with some bitterness....let it go, just let it go.

Funny commentary boys. I always get a great laugh on these threads.

 

[Lawrenzo]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

I bet he chickened out

 

[98MODMTR]

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I am still waiting on the pics of her.

 

[TOOOFST]

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You thought the "WAR" was in irac!
Welcome to the OTHER side.
She sounds great,wanna trade + some cash.

 

[Hockeysnake]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Well, it is done. Now I wake up everyday with a sense of wanting to cry......kidding, she is a great girl. I mean how many women hound you to get tickets for the Viper event at Barrett Jackson?

SSunburn, I did not chicken out you would have been proud. We had a great time on our honeymoon.

I'll try and post pics.

Toofst, I could use some cash after all of the events...I'll have to think about it.LOL

 

[Venom500]

Re: On the 12th day of Christmas....I\'ll be getting married.

Sound like you have a keeper. Just remember to keep her happy.
If she isn't happy, nobody's happy.