SSG cars off the hook. MoparBoy embarrasses yellow nation!

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Lanceromance is off the hook! Robert (aka MoparBoy) has now made yellow V8pers the laughing stock of the VCA. Most of you know that me and Robert have fueded since the dawn of time over the V10 Vipers vs. the yellow V8pers. A few weeks ago, Robert was spotted and photograped in a red GTS. An event that brought Lose Race Yellow Nation to their knees.

Well, as of last night, Robert has dealt his own people the death blow On Easter Sunday, 2010 yellow nation was embarrassed by the traitor that they once looked up to as their hero. That's right, Robert has again been photographed in a RED Viper. Only this time, it was MY Viper!!!!!!

Below are the photos that will bring some to tears and others to act out violently. All the time, the red owners will sit back and laugh knowing that they will never have to listen to another red insult again from the now disgraced yellow crowd.

A picture of the gift that I presented Robert with:

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Me and Robert shaking hands....well, ok, actually trying to injure each other:

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Have you ever seen someone so happy to be in a RED Viper?

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This is after our ride to *******. I scared him so bad by letting him feel the power of a V10 that he actually wet himself!!!!

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Even though he was in wet pants, that didn't stop him from being a bottomless pit when the food came

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This is the former loudmouth of the yellow nation actually BOWING down to a RED Viper!

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And just has a final blow, here's a full scale pic of me and Robert in the car to squelch any naysayers who will try to deny that this ever happened

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The red vs. yellow battles were fun, but they are obviously over now. With red as usual being the clear winner and yellow, as usual, the clear loser.

 

[Stretch]

I can see the pics now............. and I am 100% positive that it makes me hungry



For the record though, I am still keeping my Yellow Viper for ever and ever and ever and ever!

 

[big-n-italian]

nice story chad, but i think lancenopants is still on the hook.

 

[Sellshomesdrivesviper]

No way Chad, and it looks like the 6th photo from top shows him taking one for team yellow.

 

[Venomiss]

Way to be a shining example of cordial Yellow Viper owners while riding in the slow red vehicle Robert! Chad must have been plying you with food and drink for those smiles.Looks like you had a good time.

 

[Mopar Boy]

Well well well. Look at what we have here. I don't have computer access for 24 hours while driving and I come back and look at all of the LIES I find!

First off, yes, the above is somewhat true. The true part is I did get to meet the human version of Darth Vader. The babble about red being the best and my falling for it, that is plain hoggermadoodle.

So the story from the start you say? Well, I did ride in a red Viper about a month ago. It was none other than Smelly Ride's car. And it did smell. As I found out, it was not just his car. Seems to be a red Viper issue. They smell like a dead goat!

So after the lies that were spread about me loving my red ride in AZ, I started to wonder. All this blather about red is best. Mostly from Chumpy. So I decided it was time I met this man and his McViper (it will always be half yellow at heart Chad regardless of what color rims you stuff on it!).

So, while on my way to Orlando for a trade show, I made a stop in Bacon GA to meet this looser. The pics do NOT lie. We did meet up. But the photos have been ficknorkeled and twisted into something a lot different than what ACTUALLY happened.

Goes like this.

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Yes, I was given a spray can of YELLOW paint with a red lid! Know what that says about Chad? He keeps yellow paint on hand so he can paint everything he can yellow. THAT is a fact.

Me and Robert shaking hands....well, ok, actually trying to injure each other:

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I could not believe it! Chad, the GA face of the VCA, greeted me with hands around my neck! HE made some comment about making him question all of his morals and beliefs, and then ran at me and tried to kill me!

Have you ever seen someone so happy to be in a RED Viper?

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LIKE DUH! Of course I was smiling! Chad just said he thought that his car was faster than a red car! I laughed so hard I ***'d myself!

This is after our ride to *******. I scared him so bad by letting him feel the power of a V10 that he actually wet himself!!!!

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See! Told ya! NOTHING to do with red scaring me! I did get a little excited though when a YELLOW Viper BLEW by us and showed Chumpy what a real Viper could do...

Even though he was in wet pants, that didn't stop him from being a bottomless pit when the food came

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Yeah, I did feel kinda bad. I was the last one eating. I think Chad waited like 40 min for me to finish! Anyone who has had the scarring experience of seeing me eat knows what he went through. I DO like eating.

This is the former loudmouth of the yellow nation actually BOWING down to a RED Viper!

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Bowing down? Man, I was inspecting the ONLY good part that was left of his car: The Yellow Pete on his fender!

And just has a final blow, here's a full scale pic of me and Robert in the car to squelch any naysayers who will try to deny that this ever happened

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Yup, I was in it. And wanna know what I discovered? Red cars ARE SLOW and both of the red ones I have ridden in prove NOTHING HOLDS A CANDLE TO A YELLOW VIPER!

The red vs. yellow battles were fun, but they are obviously over
now. .

Correction. VERY far from over!

 

[99 R/T 10]

You guys need a room................... to yourselfs...............

 

[MTGTS]

You guys need a room................... to yourselfs...............

this

 

[plumcrazy]

Funny stuff

 

[Leslie]

2 young, single guys in a Viper, spells trouble to me haha.

 

[Sneaky Pete]

2 young, single guys in a Viper, spells trouble to me haha.

Sounds like they might need a rainbow flag for the back.

 

[Dr V]

LOL. Wonderful, Our first "Man Crush" on the board.

 

[Mopar Boy]

LOL. Wonderful, Our first "Man Crush" on the board.

Sounds like they might need a rainbow flag for the back.

WOOOOW! Stop right there. I hate to defend him of all people but when every one of his stories starts with: "I was leaving ******* and...".

Nice job Chumpy. Now look what you got us into. People are starting to talk.

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!

2 young, single guys in a Viper, spells trouble to me haha.

Oh. Its YOU again! Ms. I am so innocent! Touch my avatar and die Grandma!

 

[slaughterj]

It was only a matter of time before those two hooked up.

 

[Jerz Viper]

Well Done Chad!!! LOL

 

[Sellshomesdrivesviper]

From the one photo of Mopar boy bending over, it now proves that Chad likes the BROWN and not yellow.

 

[C.Hermsen]

Oh. Its YOU again! Ms. I am so innocent! Touch my avatar and die Grandma!

Hey! You can't talk my girlfriend like that Mr!

Well Robert, you've convinced me. If YOU don't even enjoy yellow anymore...I definitely won't be joining the yellow crew...

 

[Sellshomesdrivesviper]

Hey! You can't talk my girlfriend like that Mr!

Well Robert, you've convinced me. If YOU don't even enjoy yellow anymore...I definitely won't be joining the yellow crew...

He loves the yellow, can't you tell, its all over his pants in the photo.

 

[VIPER BAZ UK]

Sounds like they might need a rainbow flag for the back.

Genuine LMAO at that one

 

[Mopar Boy]

Hey! You can't talk my girlfriend like that Mr!

Well Robert, you've convinced me. If YOU don't even enjoy yellow anymore...I definitely won't be joining the yellow crew...

Lies! They are all lies I tell you! I am even more a yellow fan than I was before now that I have seen FIRST hand (twice as a matter of fact) that red cars ARE SLOWER than yellow!

Girlfreind eh? Does she know about this yet?

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

LOL. Wonderful, Our first "Man Crush" on the board.

Somehow I knew meeting up with Mr. V8per would damage my reputation. Damn, I should've trusted my instincts and just not answered the text messages when he started bugging me about him coming through Macon

Oh. Its YOU again! Ms. I am so innocent! Touch my avatar and die Grandma!

Death threat against a mod? You are just begging for an avatar change again aren't you?

Hey! You can't talk my girlfriend like that Mr!

Well Robert, you've convinced me. If YOU don't even enjoy yellow anymore...I definitely won't be joining the yellow crew...

Well, if me being tortured by having to spend time with Robert for a few hours has changed your mind about going yellow, I guess it was worth it. You owe me. Big.

 

[Venomiss]

Sounds like Chad is going through withdrawal symptoms from being in the presence of a fast yellow owner. It happens.

 

[Mopar Boy]

Sounds like Chad is going through withdrawal symptoms from being in the presence of a fast yellow owner. It happens.

I agree!

 

[Asp Man]

It was only a matter of time before those two hooked up.

Like Catsup and mustard, it was bound to happen! Best of luck to you two!

 

[SkyBob]

After gorging on beer and hot wings, what do you think is really going on here? I think he showed great restraint in not leaning into the car to empty his stomach.

This is the former loudmouth of the yellow nation actually BOWING down to a RED Viper!

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[Stretch]

Time out. How was there an entire trip to ******* by two club members and we have zero pictures of the ladies????????

 

[C.Hermsen]

Girlfreind eh? Does she know about this yet?

Well, sort of. We discussed it in an earlier thread about "Removing strips"...er..Stripes.

Well, if me being tortured by having to spend time with Robert for a few hours has changed your mind about going yellow, I guess it was worth it. You owe me. Big.

I think I do. You've saved me the great embarassment of being caught in a Yellow Viper, whom's nation leader is a traitor! I mean, even with all his excuses....he gets seen in a RED Viper...TWICE, in what...a couple months? Sounds like envy to me.

 

[Mopar Boy]

Time out. How was there an entire trip to ******* by two club members and we have zero pictures of the ladies????????

I have to say. In all of the photos I have seen Chad take, I had great hopes that he was going to take me to SEE some of those nice GA southern girls with the nice southern drawls.

INSTEAD, he took me to a ******* that had the girls there so umm... (searching for politically correct word) "interesteing" they gave me nightmares! I walked in a saw the picture of their poster ******* the wall and I thought it was a guy!

Was a little disapointed I have to say. So no. I dont think we even took a single shot! Was not worth it!
So much for my second ******* experience.

As for you C Herm,

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

I have to say. In all of the photos I have seen Chad take, I had great hopes that he was going to take me to SEE some of those nice GA southern girls with the nice southern drawls.

INSTEAD, he took me to a ******* that had the girls there so umm... (searching for politically correct word) "interesteing" they gave me nightmares! I walked in a saw the picture of their poster ******* the wall and I thought it was a guy!

Was a little disapointed I have to say. So no. I dont think we even took a single shot! Was not worth it!
So much for my second ******* experience.

As much as I hate to agree with the 7 day itch we call Robert, he's right about this one. He came through on Sunday night, so I wasn't in Atlanta where they actually have good looking ******* girls. We had to deal with the local talent....which isn't any talent. The ******* 15 mins from my house is the 1 I go to least of all. Now, had he come through on a Friday or Saturday or even Sunday afternoon, I could've had him at Gwinnett Mall ******* and yeah, cameras would've been in full use I didn't see the poster of the girl Robert mentioned until we were leaving. When I saw it, I think I actually did a face palm....yeah, it was that bad

As for you C Herm,

Well if that's not a great way for the spokesman of a disgraced lose race yellow nation to talk to perspective members, I don't know what is

 

[Mopar Boy]

Ummm, 7 day itch?