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So I finally take my wife Liz out for a ride in "SOOSLOW" yesterday, as she hasn't ridden in it since its transformation. It's a cool NorCal evening out, and with cold tires I'm being very mellow on the drive as we get onto the freeway. I pull out to pass a slower-moving car, and feather in a small amount of throttle. We accelerate briskly up to about 80 mph in 3rd, the engine note rising but not particularly loud because of the low throttle. When I finish accelerating and shift to 4th, Liz looks over and says "is that it?" with an impish grin
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I look my wife in the eye and say "you want me to get on it??" with a look of incredulity. She smiles and says "I want to see what this thing can do. You keep telling me it's fast!"

With nothing but clear freeway ahead of us, I shift back down to 3rd at 70 mph and roll into WOT. The engine lets out a mighty bellow, the carbon-carbon clutch slips momentarily as it builds heat, then grabs, the Viper lunges forward and at about 80 begins to go sideways as both rear tires spin. My wife screams "OH **** OH MY GOD STOP!!!" and I let off the gas. The world returns to normal and we coast down from ~90 mph. About two seconds have elapsed.

I spend the rest of the drive home alternating between laughing uncontrollably and trying to convince Liz that the car isn't as dangerous as it seems, that it's just like when we used to ride a CBR1100XX together (only faster) and that I normally only use part throttle until 4th gear and I only did the 3rd-gear stunt because she egged me on. She's mollified by the time we reach home, and she promises never to provoke me again when we're driving a 1000 RWHP vehicle
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Hmmm... you say:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by treynor:
...and she promises never to provoke me again when we're driving a 1000 RWHP vehicle
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But your sig says:

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Cheers, Ben
'01 Viper RT/10 , Supercharged by Doug Levin: 996 RWHP, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

STOP LYING TO US BEN!!!!

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It's rounding error, Mike
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FWIW, the tires (drag slicks) were spinning on the dyno drum when the 996 figure was recorded, so it was actually making more. How much more is anyone's guess; my guess is I was losing more than 4 RWHP to the gods of white tire smoke that day
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Ahhhh! Life in the fast lane! Ain't it great! I get the same reaction from everybody that rides with me (except Paulo Castellano who is definitely ********* when it comes to speed!!).

There's nothing like knowing that you have great power anywhere, everywhere, anytime, all the time, huh? I love driving down the road knowing that there will rarely (as in never, so far) be a worthy challenger.

Ben, now switch seats with your wife and let's see who screams more like a girl! hahaha!!!
 

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True stories.After break in I was taking my dad,various relatives,nephews,nieces on the mandatory ride.Some strong acceleration once in a while and then the "were going a hundred now.How does it feel?"One day Diane said you 've been giving a ride to everyone and taking them up to a hundred.They 're all talking about it.So when will you take me up to a hundred."Dee,WE've been going a hundred for about a half hour now.Would you like me to kick it up a little? ON the way to VOI she fell asleep at one point and woke up and said.What's up we seem to be falling back from the rest of the group up there.And I said yeah you're right.I'll have to kick it up a little we're only going about 110 right now.Her replies can not be posted. Bruce
 

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JIM, OOOHH my friend... your in for it. Tentative upgrade list for myself is set up, want to order my funeral arrangements now, and save some time? LMAO
 

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I understand your wife's reaction. My two Vipers are only slightly modified,
But I remember when I had an aquaintance take me for a ride in his NORWOOD 930 TT. He jumped on it at about 70mph, we went sideways passing cars with the tires still spinning as we accelerate to about 160, and I had to change my underwear when we got back home. I know it sounds dangerous, but the road seemed much more empty before he stomped it.

p.s. I hope you guys know who Norwood is and can appreciate this story.
 

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Ben,
Everytime I read a story about your car...my excitement level about mine goes up 100%. Thanks
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opnwide:
I remember Norwood(here in DFW). Had him work on an NSX that I had as well as getting him to sell a Shelby Cobra that a partner of mine owned. Good guy.

No Flame Intended...Just Observation,
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&gt; Everytime I read a story about your car...my excitement level about mine goes up 100%. Thanks

Heh. You would have liked today's story then... after working out this morning, I took my trainer for a spin in the car. He's a sports-car fan, but had never been in anything faster than, well, my wife's stock Viper. We got out onto the freeway and I rolled into the throttle in 3rd, not hard enough to break the tires loose, but close. He literally screamed all the way from 60 to 100 mph
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Ben,

I can't believe that there is any need for your car to have a stereo system...between the blower and the screams I'm surprised you can even concentrate
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I spoke with Doug the other day and he seemed to be pretty excited about the work he was going to do on the car..just seems like he and I are always using your car as the "outer" edge of the envelope.

This is gonna be fun.


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