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    1999+ creampuffs vs. 1996-1998 muscle vipers: post your dyno results

    The numbers are interesting, but even with SAE corrections and identical model dynojets, it is still pretty hard to compare results from an October run in CA to a July run in FL. Yeah, yeah that's what the correction factor, etc. is for, but I'd be willing to bet there is a pretty wide variance...
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    Couple of spots left for Willow Springs 9/5

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell: 6:45am Venom Loser. Allen there is ONE spot left, there is a beginner group which I think is the absolute BEST format for your first time. But if you just want to attend bring a helmet and you...
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    Hottest Topic Ever????

    Do a search for this topic "Kid '97 GTS RIP 1999-2001" - oldie but a goodie (too bad the most humorous retorts were "moderated")
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by singlemd4u: well this will be my last comment on this subject. I 've been a member of numerous cars clubs in my life and basically members have taken a much more courteous attitude on messages boards with...
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    How to NOT run a 550

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell: Come on Chris, we'll go to California Speedway's new dragstrip on the 8th. Just jump on the 57 and you'll be there in a 1/2 hour, I'll be there. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, I've got a better idea...
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    Anybody have a before and after DYNO for Corsa 3" on an stocg GTS?

    Re: Anybody have a before and after DYNO for Corsa 3\" on an stocg GTS? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JonB - PartsRack: The 2000 dyno run of a stock was 221.9.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds about right for the "Creampuff" edition - huh...
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    How to NOT run a 550

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell: But if you do I have a Bengi in my pocket I'm willing to wager. Cluck, cluck, cluck!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Come on, SloCal, you know that's an awful lot of seat time for me to drive up to the...
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 2001_Viper!!!: I will keep my digital camera in it and snap some photo's of the bimbs, (my woman included) and post them ASAFP. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You are so MONEY!!!!!!!! Anyone who refers to his gal as...
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by singlemd4u: To Don Bennett, didn't appreciate comment about young female in my avatar needing silicone injection since she is my wife i think you should keep your comments to yourself. Barry <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>...
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    Competition Coupe and Gen III RT

    So, the moral of the story is lets all send in $20,000 checks that we know can't get cashed, just to show we are serious (not you Eric, we already know you are SERIOUS). Hmmmm, maybe it's just me and the fact that I don't keep $20,000 laying around for use as kindling Beverly Hillbillies...
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    Lethargic GTS or jaded driver?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joel: I feel that a lighter flywheel would make a big difference to the 1st gear roll on acceleration. Can anyone back me up on that? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, it does feel like it winds up quite a bit quicker...
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    Competition Coupe and Gen III RT

    Wow, first of all, let me just say that on behalf of everyone who frequents this board, we are relieved that Driving School's check was received at 9:30 am, errr 9:38 am. Secondly, I sincerely hope that DC adds a back seat, as well as Fred's right hand seat, so that Lil' Whoadie, Brett and I...
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    A #!%^&! drives me off the road

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mike Brunton: hey, if a squirrel runs out in front of my car, I am going to SLAM on the brakes. Same with a kid or a dog. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah Brunton, what happened to you man? You learn the secret...
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    Houston Smackdown Invitational 2

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tenney: I agree w/PMUM and the Serious One. Those guys are just goofing on each other. Pretty funny for the most part. Sometimes it's okay to leave the polished ban-bullet in its handy carrying case...
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    How to NOT run a 550

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackie Chan: The Also, you should write a letter to your Congressman asking him why there was a CHP on the track and thank that particular "smokey" for already pulling over somebody else. WAR SCOREBOARD...
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    Would You Valet Your Viper??? Y/N???

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LilRedZ07: I think some of you need to relax. What do you think you are driving? A McLaren F1? Please. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> NIIIIIIICE
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    How to NOT run a 550

    DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a "kill" story, it is a track story. The events described below took place in a controlled track environment. The following cars lined up for a little grudge match, errrrr scientific testing: (1) 2001 Ferrari 550 Maranello. Upgraded exhaust, lightweight carbon fiber...
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    How about a Best Avatar Contest?

    I nominate Dennis Kimball's avitar for the "Jergen's Inspirational Picture of the Year." It is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Please post more. Thank you.
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    Would You Valet Your Viper??? Y/N???

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackie Chan: They've all got insurance so if your precious "snake" gets wrapped around a tree at the Dana Point Ritz Carleton, guess what? You get a new car--with ABS!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, but then...
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    Kevin - it's not you that is attracting the male hillbilly contingent, rather, it must be the pheromones lingering from the prior owner of your Viper. Sounds like it's time to de-Brett your ride - a couple coats of Zaino and a pine tree air freshener ought to do the trick. Biggie - come on...
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    PMUM, sounds good, you know the best smack is always make up smack. I think I might have to wait a bit before I wade back into Texan bashing though; the thought of Dennis' daughter kinda scrambled my eggs. I think I need a nice, warm bottle of Jergen's, a smoke and a nap.
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackie Chan: Niiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!! Moderator and Kid reminiscing about the good ole days at UC Jerkwater. Kid's I'm a Double Aggie take is especially niiiiiiiiiiice. Looks like he out 'necked a moderator...
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackie Chan: Niiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!! Moderator and Kid reminiscing about the good ole days at UC Jerkwater. Kid's I'm a Double Aggie take is especially niiiiiiiiiiice. Looks like he out 'necked a moderator...
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    Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Vipermad: Ah, Dennis....I remember Davis!! Ultimate games every day...sitting on the quad....the dorms....OH, The DORMS....BUY MORE GUNS!!! LOL (I'm a closet Californian, born in Burbank, raised just...
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    Would You Valet Your Viper??? Y/N???

    Well, I know quite a few former valets, and not all are knuckleheads, but there always will be the bad apples that wrap the Ferrari around the palm tree on the way to the lot (read: Ritz Carlton Dana Point). However, there are quite a few good reasons to valet the Viper: 1) If you live in a...
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