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    Road Tunes

    The fact that you know the word "album" is itself impressive. Rolling Stones - "Moonlight Mile"
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    Road Tunes

    "Home on the Freeway" - Jethro Tull A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say," asked the nurse. "OOPS!"
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    Road Tunes

    Santana - "Abraxis" Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records
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    Alice Adams In Viper Club Magazine.

    Charles: I do not see there as being a large market for a Viper oriented book from a company with the stature of John Wiley. Indeed, I am not certain how many Viper people would be interested in a book of vignettes, whimsy, etc regarding the car that they own. There is a similar book of...
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    "My Friends All Drive Porsches, I (just made) Amends..."

    Re: \"My Friends All Drive Porsches, I (just made) Amends...\" I admire every new Porsche Carrera that passes me, often too many to count. But yesterday, I noted up ahead of me (five cars) was a triple black SRT-10. I found myself annoyed that traffic was slowing my ability to get a...
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    Alice Adams In Viper Club Magazine.

    Bill: Thank you; glad that you got a kick out of it. Charles: I did not know you were an auteur. That is very cool. A book for Viper owners would be interesting but not likely to sell in quantity and connecting with a published is extremely difficult. Alice
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    Alice Adams In Viper Club Magazine.

    CTViper: The Power Tour requires a time investment that most of us do not have unless on salary (or in retirement). But, unquestionably, someone should do that. My goal, at this point, was simply to have some humor for the magazine. I am conceptualizing another, but it could not make the...
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    viper coupe may be faster than we think!!!!!

    Lee: No. My reference to the body/chasis work, regardless of how extensive, was only to illustrate that these are only areas in which the Coupe will be different. Anything that impacts performance will come in the aftermarket.
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    Road Tunes

    "The Unforgiven" - Metallica
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    Chin Guard

    Charles: Ahem...if you scrape "anything," it has to be repainted, if you get my drift.
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    Alice Adams In Viper Club Magazine.

    Charles: What about "Fear and Loathing in Bowling Green."? Alice
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    viper coupe may be faster than we think!!!!!

    Jody: I have never used, and will never use, an emoticon, but I almost did in response to what you just wrote. The SRT-10 is an awesome car; everyone needs to stop fretting and trust in the future.
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    viper coupe may be faster than we think!!!!!

    And spontaneous emissions occurs in >99% of adolescents, but a misdiagnosis of longevity (not you Bruce) is not synonymous with an idealistic pronostication for the new coupe. Again, the coupe is the convertible with new body panels from the door back, a limited edition blue/white paint...
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    SRT-10 Wheels 2003-2005

    Don't get me wrong, I do think my Mamba is over-the-top, but the wheels do not meet the design of the rest of the car. From the moment that I saw the coupe, I felt that its wheels were sync'd with the coupe's basic form and function. There are apparently limitless after market wheels. It is...
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    Alice Adams In Viper Club Magazine.

    Charles: My only writing is for Viper Magazine. I have, however, spray painted gang slogans on subway walls and tenament halls. My only goal is for Viper owners to derive some inner satisfaction from what I write. I also enjoy the royalties which fund my crack habit. I am glad that you...
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    Chin Guard

    Wondering if it were painted black ("I see a red door, and I want it painted black") if it would be even more transparent. In your case...not black. What is installation time?
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    Road Tunes

    Robin Trower - Bridge of Sighs
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    viper coupe may be faster than we think!!!!!

    When a patient is told that their cancer has metastasized, that there is nothing more that can be done, and that they must prepare themselves...the most common response from the patient is: "OK, so how are we going to treat this?" Denial is a powerful weapon against reality. However, denial...
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    viper coupe may be faster than we think!!!!!

    George: There is nothing wrong with dreaming, but, for now (Fall, 2005), the fat lady has sung. So be it.
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    Chin Guard

    I did not say that I personally have curb rash, merely that it is theoretically possible if you have requisit solid geometry education. For those poor victimized souls who have had this happened with their SRT, this device is a possible preventive (of future damage) measure. This is all just...
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    Chin Guard

    Then you are truly blessed and envied. However, there are...er...some who are less fortunate. These are who we call the DPC* and are quite vulnerable to such attacks by curbs. *depth perception challenged
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    Chin Guard

    http://www.snakeoylproducts.com/Products/Product.aspx?id=175
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    Personalized Plates

    My HEMOTOX plate (which apparently was manufactured months ago) was sent to the wrong State office. After lengthy inquiry, it was found and then promised to be shipped to the correct office. It may now be in proper hands. Shall have it on the car in a ~week. If you have not received your...
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    Alice Adams In Viper Club Magazine.

    http://vca2.viperclub.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB21&Number=457907&Forum=UBB21&Words=My%20Friends%20All%20Drive&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=6months&Main=457907&Search=true#Post457907 This is the full and original article...
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    Road Tunes

    It has fog lights too? Now, how cool is that. No windshield wipers, though, correct?
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