<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marv S:
But are Vipers "Clown Shoes or barstools"?
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You know, reading that thread made me realize that certain cars (and their drivers) bring out certain feelings in me. For instance:
When I see a Jetta piloted by a little OC blondie on her way home from Community College, I think back to the carefree days of my early twenties, when such vixens were a common sight in my travels.
When I see a C5/Z06 driven by a blue hair with lots of gold chains and pinky rings, I think to respect my elders and not go bringing massive amounts of heat to the poor old guy unless he really deserves a thrAshing - i.e., if he looks at me and does anything but wave and tip his cap.
When I see a red 550 Maranello piloted by some smack talking young guy tootling along the toll road, I think, "Ah, there's the guy I smacked around so badly last time I took Big Boy out on this road. Let's give him a little 'what-for.'"
When I see a S2000, errrr NSX, I get angry. Well, maybe it's not so much me getting angry as it is Big Boy getting steamed. You see, both Big Boy and I know that 99.9% of the drivers of this tin can are yuppies buying what they see as the perfect compromise between performance and the carefree operation of the Accord that they owned for 10 years before their wife/life partner let them buy a sports car. Undoubtedly, said ****** drastically overestimates the performance of his overpriced yuppie sled and thinks he can actually hang with Big Boy. This is when things get ugly. In case you are unfamiliar with such a scene, picture what happens when a 98 pound weakling with long hair is tossed in a jail cell with a 330 pound "hardened" inmate who has not seen the outside of the prison in 10 years and the guard yells "Lights out." You guessed it, Big Boy plays the role of the large inmate with the NSX getting some what-for broken off in its tailpipe. Nice. Come to think of it, the above analysis may apply to Porsches, Lotuses and Lambos as well. It is good to be king.