WOW-WEE, how did you hold back? That's crazy, that guys lucky his ass pockets don't have buttons!
My friend Bob encounters this kind of stuff all the time with his Prowler cause of the cars wheels and fenders, the kids want to lean on them while the parents take a picture. Bob explodes, funny to watch the parents reactions. Normally what I do is I keep a box of hotwheels in my car and we hand them out to kids so their paws stay off the cars. It's ***** to spend money, BUT it does work. $10-20 worth of hotwheels can go a long way.
--RS