Correct way to get in Viper

[TrackAire]

Well, before you ever get into a Viper, you must ask yourself this question:

Boxers, Briefs or Commando??

For some of us, it could mean life changing results if miscalculations are made when getting into or out of a Viper.

Cheers,
George

 

[Mopar Boy]

his "and not scratch paint" thread was a good one too

Inject is a tall thin guy. For the rest of us, there's al alternative.
Probaby a great time to refer folks to the Viper Parts 'o America catalog new addition
exactly for this issue:

What the heck is that?

 

[PatentLaw]

this..... ~!!!!

Agreed.

Maybe if you wrote a poem about your thread, people would have fawned all over it some more.

 

[InjectTheVenom]

You haven't turned THAT old yet did ya I'm surprised Mopar Boy did not call you grandpa
And as far as tall goes, I'm only a mere 5'7 and that is more torso than legs. Thin that I am, just like my grandfather.

Inject is a tall thin guy. For the rest of us, there's al alternative.
Probaby a great time to refer folks to the Viper Parts 'o America catalog new addition
exactly for this issue:

 

[InjectTheVenom]

Hey *** I'm 7 posts past the 5000 mark and did not notice it until just now! Well... with this post added it will be 8.

 

[ILLSMOQ]

I use ILLSMOQ's method and it works great.

not my method, just the right way.

I never have the top up so I just climb over the door and hop in...Kinda like the Duke Boys.

 

[InjectTheVenom]

I never have the top up

*looks at ILLSMOQ's avatar picture*

So I see

 

[1fast400]

One advantage of having roll bars. To get in, foot in, ass on roll bar, then slide into seat. To get out, do a chicken wing on the bar and pop yourself out. My gen 2 is a lot easier to get in/out of vs the gen 3 due to the roll cage.

 

[viper67wife]

Maybe you shouldn't have a Viper. A nice minivan may be more your style when you are wearing a skirt or dress. GTS Bruce

I have no problems getting in or out of the Viper in a skirt and heels... you just need to practice more.

Diane

 

[Bird325]

I have no problems getting in or out of the Viper in a skirt and heels... you just need to practice more.

Diane

Diane, I'm sure you look marvelous getting in and out of a Viper with a skirt and heels, but I think you're probably putting on a nice show in the process. Maybe a few pics are in order to show us all the 'ladylike' way to get in and out?

 

[viper67wife]

Diane, I'm sure you look marvelous getting in and out of a Viper with a skirt and heels, but I think you're probably putting on a nice show in the process. Maybe a few pics are in order to show us all the 'ladylike' way to get in and out?

Harass Victor for pictures - it's a little tough to take them when I'm the one in them!

 

[eucharistos]

she's got a point

 

[snakebitdave]

You put your right foot in, you take right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about... Whoops, wrong answer.

The guy who wrote that song died. They had trouble getting his feet into the casket. Sorry, thought the joke went with the rest of this thread.......

 

[ILLSMOQ]

*looks at ILLSMOQ's avatar picture*

So I see

..........FAIL

 

[sun diego]

At 40 seconds you'll see the right way to get in the Viper to minimize wear on the door hinges.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeUTfZk2ic[/media]

 

[white out]

itv is right, right foot on floor, butt, left foot

also understand what AZTVR is saying, the consoles are famous for cracking. i put my forearm on the door jamb and lean on that to pivot out

I've had multiple girls on my console and there is no sign of cracking/damage/etc, I don't know how people manage to damage them.

Nick

 

[eucharistos]

I've had multiple girls on my console and there is no sign of cracking/damage/etc, I don't know how people manage to damage them.

Nick

i think year matters (hey, who said that )

as well as the size of the driver and the size of the girls

i'm twice as heavy as any female that has ever ridden in my viper

 

[GTS Bruce]

Yeah, me to Matdillon. I don't wear ******* in the Viper that bunch up. I wear the wife's G string. Bruce

 

[eucharistos]

....I wear the wife's G string. Bruce

trying not to form a mental image

you a beddy beddy bad man

 

[white out]

i think year matters (hey, who said that )

as well as the size of the driver and the size of the girls

i'm twice as heavy as any female that has ever ridden in my viper

'99 GTS ACR
95-115lb gilrs

Nick

 

[eucharistos]

'99 GTS ACR
95-115lb gilrs

Nick

niiiice on both counts

i wonder if your has already been reinforced

some pics here:

http://forums.viperclub.org/rt-10-gts-discussions/602926-fixed-my-cracked-center-console.html

 

[plumcrazy]

if my fat *** hasnt broke the console from leaning on it, i dont know whats gonna

 

[eucharistos]

mine is cracked ('02) but not on the corner like the link above

 

[HHI VIPER]

LEG, ASS, HEAD, LEG! in that order. If the top is down, down worry about your head!

Oh my god....my head! How many times does it take to remeber to duck!!!! You would think after 3 years it wouldn't happen but every now and then..."WHACK"! Of course it's always the car's fault!!