HEMOTOX: Corvette Z51 Summnary (Car & Driver - 12/04)

[ViperInBlack]

Quoting from "Car and Driver - December, 2004":


"Highs: Performance that puts most sports cars on the trailer, surprising comfort and value

Lows: We'd give up some cush for more road feel and a throatier engine sound.

The Verdict: Still a good car, but it's not the wunderkind we first thought it was."



The hemotox global conclusion: If a frog had wings, it would not hit it's gluteus maximus when it jumped.


Alice

 

[Vic]

Hmmm, this is gonna take some thought.. Lets see, if a frog had wings, it would not hit its "gluteus maximus"..uhm, thats a euphemism for your butt, right? Ok, so if it had wings, it comes down easier, and doesn't wack its butt on the ground when it lands...Ok, so where does that leave us? Uh, like, I'm all out of reasoning power now, having exhausted my early model 64K processor on what effect wings would have on a frog! Can you apply the principle to the subject of the Z51?

Wait, there's glimmer of reasoning returning to my scorched cerebrum now, wait for it, here it comes...

So the Z51 is still basically a POS, despite its improved shocks and springs?

How did I do? Am I right?



















I was hoping for a lollipop or something...

 

[GARY J]

Alice,
Your avatar looks great. I really like that color combo.

If I were to buy an srt it would have to be just like that.

 

[ViperInBlack]

Vic:

You are 100% correct. I think it was derived from "if pigs could fly." Hmmm, a lollipop?

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Gary:

Thanks, I like the color combination...a whole lot.


Alice

 

[Lee00blacksilverGTS]

"If a frog had hip pockets he would carry a revolver"
Dan Rather..election night.

 

[STUGOTS]

I have that issue as well.

It did beat the 911 I believe.

 

[Hirohawa]

And if the C6 had a Viper badge this might be related to the Gen III forums.