OK-I know my reply will be erased as soon as the moderators find it but maybe you will read it before then.
Steps to becoming a member:
1 post a picture
2 learn the super secret hand shake
3 send each member with a larger number of posts $50.00
4 attend Viper Days
5 obtain and install at least one major mod for your car.
6 loan me your car for a hands on inspection for a period of time not less than one week (please include a major gas credit card)
7 throw a party for all fellow Viper owners complete with beer and strippers
Once you have done all of these (pay special attention to numbers 6 and 7) I can personally promise you membership status.
Bill