Motor Trend: Best Drivers Car 2012
5th Place: McLaren MP4-12C
"I Think That Bald Spot Makes you Look ****." A friend asked me about the results of this year's Best Driver's Car competition. While I couldn't (and didn't) reveal the results, I did tell him, "Ninth, fifth and first place are really going to piss people off." With that in mind, I present to you this year's fifth-place finisher, the McLaren MP4-12C. Yup, the latest product from the F1 wizards of Woking finished behind a $28K Subaru. I should also tell you that Randy flung the MP4-12C around Mazda Raceway in 1:34.5, a time good enough to bring home the gold from this year's event and just one-tenth of a second slower than our all-time Best Driver's Car champ, the Chevy Corvette Z06/Z07. And I should point out that this one wasn't even a 2013 MP4-12C -- that car gets a 24-hp bump to 616. Poor Randy and the rest of us had to make do with "only" 592 twin-turbo ponies. There's no doubt in anyone's mind that the MP4-12C would shatter the Corvette's time if the power bump were combined with a set of tires similar to the semi-slicks the Z06 was wearing. Who knows, it might even get within spitting distance of the Dodge Viper ACR's 1:33.94 Laguna Seca production-car record. And the active air brake is the coolest thing since NACA ducts. So why only fifth? As Evans so wonderfully and crudely said, "It's like paying for sex." The 12C is whispering all these nothings in your ear, "Oooh, you brake so hard! You turn in so fast! I can't believe how good you can drive." Aside from the fact that the new McLaren whispers nothing (it features Lexus LFA levels of interior aural assault), you're really not driving it that well, bub. The car is doing all these things for you. You might be asking yourself, doesn't the Nissan GT-R do all these things? Short answer is no, it doesn't. The GT-R smartly routes torque all over the place, but it doesn't amplify your inputs. A few degrees on the wheel doesn't equate to massive turn-in like on the McLaren. The gain on every one of the MP4-12C's controls is turned all the way up and the actual car-ness of the car is lost as a result. Explains MacKenzie, "When driven fast, the McLaren forces you to completely recalibrate your brain because the relationship between driver input and machine output is never quite linear. It's almost as if the car figures out what you're trying to do and just goes ahead and does it, leaving you slightly surprised and amazed at the result but also slightly guilty because you know you're not that good behind the wheel." Pobst, who only drove the MP4-12C on the racetrack and did a session with the electronic safety nets turned on, agrees. "I like it and I hate it. This McLaren raises the level of stability control to a whole other realm. There's a lot of computing at work, but the car's not driving exactly the way I'm driving it. I even find myself getting a little bit stupid, like I know I have these crutches so I lean on them. They work so smoothly it's almost invisible, except I know I just turned the wheel 20 degrees and the car's not turning 20 degrees. Something else is happening and that something else is very effective, but I'm not the guy really driving the car." There's a pause before he says, "It is amazing."
Please don't get us wrong -- the McLaren MP4 12C really is amazing. As Markus says, "Brakes feel fantastic. They engage right at the top of the pedal, totally firm, feel great. The handling limits are nowhere in sight of my willingness to push on a public road. Spectacular steering feel, great throttle response." He's not alone. Adds Kiino, "Power is amazing. Still have dreams about the launch control and rocketing through the quarter mile at over 130 mph." Evans: "So nimble. I feel like I'm right on the front wheels. Feels like I'm going a million miles per hour." And Lago: "The McLaren is a brilliant driving car, and the team should be proud of their accomplishments. It's fabulous, lithe, loud, and bonkers fast. It stumbles because it's more car than driver. Humans are woefully inefficient at limit driving, so removing them from the process makes the car go faster." But only Lago and Markus had the McLaren ahead of the BRZ. You heard right: Around Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, Randy Pobst preferred the $28,000 Toyota/Subaru to the $267,545 British hypercar. Truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction.