v10enomous
Enthusiast
I'm at the Whiskey Cafe Cruise night by the Meadowlands Saturday and this guy pulls in in a 512TR Testarossa. I've always been fond of them. So after he settles in I go over to talk to him. His car was drawing a lot of attention. So I asked him what year it was...
He says... I don't know... It's a prototype and there are only 2 in the world and it's based on a 1990 model.
So I see the Hennessy badging and ask him what the story is on the car with Hennessy.
He says... What story and just stares at me. Then says... what do you want to know... It's has 1,700hp on pump gas and 2,700 with the NOS and 3,000 with NOS and ****. It was one of John's Pet projects. I'm in business with him and we will probably make close to $100 million together this year. I'm getting 80 of his new modded Camaros to sell for myslef this year alone.
So I say... You know Hennessy is not very well liked by the Viper community. I hear he has ripped off a lot of people...
He says... Well that's just because the Viper guys can't afford him.
So I ask him what Hennessy's fastest car is...
He says... Well John is throwing his hat into the Supercar arena with a car that has 1,600hp stock and weighs 1,800lbs.
So I say... I heard that and then step away for a few pics...
So that is the guy's actual hair and not a racoon cap... Sort of a Joe Dirt got old Doo...
The sign in the window is something about "Kiss My Ass" or something...
Yes... those are testicles hanging off the back of the car...
The last pic if you look closely in the background is him peering into my GTS as if it's the first Viper he has ever seen...
You can't make this stuff up...

Sorry the pics are cell phone shots...
He says... I don't know... It's a prototype and there are only 2 in the world and it's based on a 1990 model.
So I see the Hennessy badging and ask him what the story is on the car with Hennessy.
He says... What story and just stares at me. Then says... what do you want to know... It's has 1,700hp on pump gas and 2,700 with the NOS and 3,000 with NOS and ****. It was one of John's Pet projects. I'm in business with him and we will probably make close to $100 million together this year. I'm getting 80 of his new modded Camaros to sell for myslef this year alone.
So I say... You know Hennessy is not very well liked by the Viper community. I hear he has ripped off a lot of people...
He says... Well that's just because the Viper guys can't afford him.
So I ask him what Hennessy's fastest car is...
He says... Well John is throwing his hat into the Supercar arena with a car that has 1,600hp stock and weighs 1,800lbs.
So I say... I heard that and then step away for a few pics...
So that is the guy's actual hair and not a racoon cap... Sort of a Joe Dirt got old Doo...
The sign in the window is something about "Kiss My Ass" or something...
Yes... those are testicles hanging off the back of the car...
The last pic if you look closely in the background is him peering into my GTS as if it's the first Viper he has ever seen...

You can't make this stuff up...

Sorry the pics are cell phone shots...
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