I don't mean to be cruel but he makes references to Elton John, ping pong, shaking for fifteen minutes after he screwed up while driving ( I assume the Depends worked since he does not reference any wetness), a girl friend who burned herself on the side bolster ( next time how about warning her - after all you are an automotive writer - what a putz), and did he waste those eggs he cooked on the side bolster, eat them, or mash them up and use them as a gel for his comb over? PETA wants to know.
On a more serious note, the fact that he did not mention that the new ACR Extreme Aero package Viper now is the fastest road course streetable production car in the world at almost any price is a bit suspicious.