"Honk if you love Peace and Quiet"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."
"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
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'00 Viper R/T 10 - Blue/Silver stripes
Best time so
far-11.8@127MPH-on street tires.
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lol had to show wife