Dear Motor Trend,
My name is Bubba, and I am in Markting for SRT and I would luv to be a paid informer. I will give really secret info, if you promise not to print it? I saw that there is going to be a new *****, but since Tom the injunear rites crappy, I could not tell ifen it said 6.4 or maybe 8.4 liter. Probably 6.4 , cuz Tom don't like big numbers. He said something about a paddle , and though he luvs ping pong , eye think he is talking bout an automatic tranny. I don't hear real well so, he could have been talking about gettin an automatic for his granny. Either way I think they are going to put a V8 in the car, unless he was getting some V8 juice for granny. I am pretty good at ciphering , so I am almost sure there will be a V8 automatic in the next Viper, or , I guess , Tom could be stopping on the way back from getting his new ping pong paddles and getting granny some V8 juice ? Please print all you want as long as my check is big, and I will send you more information as I get it with my super detective skills.
PS - I got information on the Charger too, as I heard Dick the injunear talking bout a Variable Value timer, so looks like they are putting a microwave in that car, and it can cook at varying heat levels. U heard it here first.............send checks!
