So my auction on fleabay ended with zero bids. Lots of people trying to lowball me though.... like this guy - I saved the texts:
(1 hour before auction end)
Him: Hi I'm the guy that had been emailing you on your viper rt/10. Im from Arizona and I dont mind the gas gauge or the minor issue as mention on your ad. I have families in Sacramento, so I can possibly have my brother order some rear brakes and I will install them before I head out to AZ. My biggest concern is being able to drive it back to AZ without an issue. There is a 99 Silver Viper GTS I already bought plane ticket and plan on buying for $22k in Los Angeles area.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/2828303608.html
But I missed my RT- and I just preferred the top off. I will get the gas gauge fixed back here in AZ., but I was wandering if you will do $19,500.00 cash for your Viper? I'm a serious buyer and if you are ok with it I'll just change my plane ticket to fly out to Sacramento and have my brother take me to get your car.. Thank You...
Me: Its too close to the auction end to call it, but I will keep your offer in mind. Will know very soon! Btw the top stays on fine, but the bolts need to be tightened about every 100 miles when the top is on. Thanks!
Btw, why not just enter a bid of 19,999?
(a few minutes pass)
You're like the 5th person that's asked me to sell it for 19,500 too. Just bid, man!
Him: Will I'm a serious buyer and I'm just trying to maximize my spending to the vehicle and the trip itself. If you change the buy it now to $19,500.00, I have 100% feedback on eBay and will buy it ASAP from you... Thanks
Me: Sorry, I would only sell it to the first guy who said 19,500. If you can't go higher, I just can't sell to you
Him: Ok $19,700 cash then?
Me: Dude! Bid! You're ******* me off, if you don't bid I will sell to someone else
(20 seconds left on auction)
Crunch time, kid
(auction ends with no bids)
Well, I'm gonna sell to someone else. Sorry man, I'm sure that silver gts is gonna be a kick. Have a good one!
(the room I was in erupted with laughter at that one)
Him: Sorry man I was not on time
But I'm ok with the $20k., My flight is this Friday evening. I can get the car as early as Saturday morning.. Again I apologize I wasnt near the computer and thought we still had like 40 mins left..
Or we can possibly do it this Friday afternoon... How far are you to the Oakland Airport?
Me: Sorry man. We both know that it would have sparked a bidding war if just one person had bid. That's why I wasn't 100% interested in selling for 19,999. I knew it would have been bid up, probably above the buy it now price. The page had over 900 views and 30 watchers. I will let you know when I re-post it. Thanks!
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So then, after that, we proceeded to knock out the wine we had opened, and read some ebolamonkeyman. At least I didn't get scammed out of it. I would have cried myself to sleep every night if I had to sell it for $19,999!