SSG cars off the hook. MoparBoy embarrasses yellow nation!
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mike & juli
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Nothing to add here~~~just KNOW where this picture ended up!! MWAH-HAH-HAHHHHH!
~evil-juli
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Venomiss
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Nothing to add here~~~just KNOW where this picture ended up!! MWAH-HAH-HAHHHHH!
~evil-juli
It's on the BEEF! Way to go Juli!
Sweet Ride
Enthusiast
So the story from the start you say? Well, I did ride in a red Viper about a month ago. It was none other than Smelly Ride's car. And it did smell. As I found out, it was not just his car. Seems to be a red Viper issue. They smell like a dead goat!
So after the lies that were spread about me loving my red ride in AZ, I started to wonder. All this blather about red is best. Mostly from Chumpy. So I decided it was time I met this man and his McViper (it will always be half yellow at heart Chad regardless of what color rims you stuff on it!).
Yup, I was in it. And wanna know what I discovered? Red cars ARE SLOW and both of the red ones I have ridden in prove NOTHING HOLDS A CANDLE TO A YELLOW VIPER!
Correction. VERY far from over!
I can't believe I missed this entire thread...
In response, my car does NOT actually smell like a dead goat. A roofied ****** maybe, but I would never let a goat in my car...
The first step is denial. The second step is acceptance. Two back to back blows for the yellow nation in such a short span of time. Unreal. So sad.
If you could only hear what SloParBoy was saying while riding around in AZ:
"Man, this is the coolest fastest car ever!"
"I bought a big brake kit for my V8per but it will never get going fast enough to need it. I should just give it to a guy with a red car."
"I can't wait to sell my yellow car when I get back home!"
"You and Chad are my personal idols. You guys are too cool for words and I aspire to be like you!"
Well, that's all the stuff I remember hearing anyway. The roar of the engine and the sounds of speed as the wind rushed over my car drowned out a lot of the converstion.
Glad I could really set the record straight.
Patiently awaiting a rebutal...
Mopar Boy
Enthusiast
Lame. You cant come waltzing in on this thread, months late, and then try to make a rebutal. Nice try. Looser! 
Typical red owner....slow and late to the party...
Find this while looking up pics of me in red cars?
Typical red owner....slow and late to the party...
Find this while looking up pics of me in red cars?
Sweet Ride
Enthusiast
Uh. Trust me. I would never intentionally look up pictures of you...
I'm not surprised that "Lame" is the best you can come up with. I'd be speechless too if I was caught cheating on my followers... Twice!
I'm not surprised that "Lame" is the best you can come up with. I'd be speechless too if I was caught cheating on my followers... Twice!
handyman_321
Viper Owner
I'm afraid I'm going to have to back my fellow canucklehead on this one... Everyone knows we Canadians are nice, clean and always tell the truth, it's the LAW up here!!!
Mopar Boy
Enthusiast
Why thank you handyman! 
Stinky ride:
Stinky ride:
