Travesties in Texas

[nickdiaz]

Monday night, out of the corner of my eye I saw a blue/white stripe Viper wrecked up on a lawn near Rice Blvd and Weslayan in Houston. Seems he missed a turn and ended up in someone's yard. I didn't get a good look, as there were a lot of cops and wreckers in the way, but I believe the front of the car was nicely torn up. Anyone we know? My condolences if so.

Last week, my stepfather was taking his car through the automatic car wash up in Dallas-Fort Worth area (I forgive him only because it's a company car, and a Taurus). However, he said there was a Viper in front of him going through the auto wash. Blasphemy! The horror! I haven't yet gotten details on what color/model it was so I can go confiscate the keys from the undeserving owner.

 

[2001 Sapphire Blue]

Viper in an automatic carwash? That makes me cringe. Surely it was a rental...I hope!

 

[Wild Bill]

I think he was having a nightmare. At least it sounds like one to me.
Bill

 

[96 GTS]

He should have his snake "defanged"

 

[JWVIPER]

He should have to give back at least 4 cylinders !