<FONT COLOR="Black"> Reading the stories that you have all posted I realize I can learn from others mistakes. I thought I might as well post more about mine as a quid pro quo.
My damage was a "really good idea" that was poorly executed. Faced with two empty parking spaces dead ahead, I chose the one to the right.
Just a slight jog over.
Why? Well it was next to a curb and that meant one side of the car would be harder for some insensitive lout to door-bang.
Tuck up tight next to the curb to leave extra room on the left and things will be great. So jog to the right, turn into the left... and scrape the side of the spoiler against the side of the curb! It looks like I sanded it with 3/4 minus gravel sand paper. Back-up, realign and park it. Then overheat. Not the car, me!
The good news is that I didn't get door-banged... but then again who would park next to a car whose owner was clearly gone non-linear? It must have looked like "the voices" were talking to me.
I have to admit that I almost left the car in the garage that morning. I had little sleep and knew I was not on my game. Since one wrestles a Viper more than one drives it I tend to leave it garaged when I am in such a state. Not that day. The twisty two lane called and it was a killer morning. I should have taken the Yukon. That is the real lesson learned for me.
Worse yet, I had vented on my wife for getting a scratch in her new Montero a few years ago. The good news is she is a quick study and her Sequoia still looks show-room fresh. The bad news is she just looked at the Viper, turned her head to look at the old Montero, looked back at me and just smiled. She could have at least yelled, that wouldn't have been so bad.
This was my bonus reminder lesson; what goes-around, comes-around, and women know how to best deliver the message!</FONT c>