"Shaky chassis, too much horsepower, and horrific sight lines"? You are kidding, right, Mr. Hardigree? No? OK, let's take this point-by-point, shall we? First, You're confusing "shaky" with rigid (as in rigid enough for you to feel everything the car is trying to tell you). You want it to flex more, and tell you less? Get a Vette; they do that. You want to feel "shaky" in a chassis? Try an original AC Cobra; should you survive THAT, you will find it gives new meaning to the term. Second, "too much horsepower" is a relative term. You HAVE been to a proper racing school, haven't you? If not, why do you consider yourself qualified to review what is essentially a racing car in street trim? Let me guess; by "too much horsepower", what you really mean is " I stabbed the gas, and got the rear loose in a straight line", right? Well, the answer to that problem is located between the seat and the steering wheel, i.e., it's not the car, it's YOU! Third, what "horrific sight lines"? Try a Lambo (any of several models), Lotus Exige, or Ford GT. Even better, try the new Camaro; after you have completed this exercise, you can discuss more intelligently what you can or cannot see out of the cockpit of a Viper.
Last but not least, while I am no doubt considerably older (and presumably less agile) than you, I have been driving Vipers for five years, and I have yet to burn my leg (or any other body part) on the side sills of a Viper. Yes, I know they are hot; but it is not that difficult to avoid contact with them in getting in or out of the car; then again, I haven't had the experience of having to hurry my exit so that what I just left in my drawers did not leak through to the seat!