What did your viper cost you?
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ROCKET62
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Off Topic, but .....
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers ! !
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers ! !
ViperInBlack
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LOL
Now that was funny.
Now that was funny.
LynnRI
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ROTFLMAO !!!!
You just slayed me! I began reading thinking...makeup application while driving with my habitual lead foot ...yup, that me. But then the phone, food, beverage, (add in searching for good tunes on the radio/changing CD's) etc. etc. is ALSO Me...except for Big Jim and the twins part...well...um...I do have twins but not the same....oh Never Mind!!
very very funny!!! good job
Andrew2KRT10
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I got it cause I wanted it, and cause I deserved it. Didn't cost me any more than the money that I worked to earn. My wife has her things, kids have more than I ever had, this was my thing. We don't play that permission thing in my house on who asks for what. I do what I want, the wife does what she wants and we each hopefully respect each other's wishes.
Anyone want to know more? Watch Godfather 1,2,3 and be a man.
I can't stomach hen-pecked, [******] whipped guys.
AC
Anyone want to know more? Watch Godfather 1,2,3 and be a man.
I can't stomach hen-pecked, [******] whipped guys.
AC
