Here's some Viper stuff I learned in Tampa this weekend:
1. 101mph in a 70mph zone is still illegal even if you have a V10 (happened Friday afternoon)
2. You are instant friends with other Viper owners who you have never met before (happened Saturday)
3. Your friends will tell other people its their car while you are inside a restaurant and he's outside smoking (happened Saturday evening)
4. Strangers will offer you their gf's to let them drive your car around the block (happened Saturday night)
5. The gf will smile when you say ok and hand the guy the keys (happened Saturday night)
6. The valet at a nice bar/restaurant will let you valet park your car on the curb and then put cones around it for you (happened Saturday night)
7. When your ex-fiance calls, who you haven't spoken to in almost 2 years, her 1st words will be "how's the Viper?" (happened Saturday night)
8. My ex-fiance is a money grubbing *** (ok, not Viper related, sorry)
9. When you go to valet park the car in the "club district", the valet may say "I can't promise your Viper won't be stolen" (happened Saturday night)
10. Mercedes Benz people will try to steal from you (happened Sunday night)
11. You may have to interrupt your packing the car up to take the guy in the hotel room beside yours for a ride down the road (happened Monday morning)