SNAKBIT - I saw your car being dyno tested while you were at work. The tuner was experimenting with the Gerbil placement in the intake to see whether it made more power with the Gerbil facing out and looking at you or mooning you. Unfortunately I regret to inform you while turning the creature it crapped in your intake, and now there appears to be a turtle head like object wedged in your exhaust... I hope the damage is not permanent.
...oh, and the Gerbil died while trying to free itself from hatching that monster loaf.