viperdude118
Viper Owner
This happened yesterday. I was out in the driveway cleaning out my wifes car and I noticed a girl talking to the woman that lives next door. A few seconds went by and then the girl starting walking toward me. She walks up to me and says, "how are you?" "Let me introduce myself, she says" My name is, "(I can't even remember now)" but she says she is in this contest with Boys vs. Girls. She asks if anyone else came and talked to me yet, I said Uh no. Then she has this story about wanted to attend college but not being able to afford too.
By this point she has looked into the garage and noticed the viper. She says, "let me ask you something?" "why do you drive a car like that?" Slightly annoyed I answer Uh I don't know I wanted one for a really long time. She says well its really nice, but I like the Mitsubishi down the street.
Then she says this contest is about earning points so that she can go to college. She then says you get points by dancing and singing to a song that she picks. By this time my wife is out in the garage fumbling around and I point to her. I say hey babe", "do you want to sing and dance so that this girl can go to college?" Then of course my wife says no you can though. I am like uh I don't think so, then the girl is like I am only joking. Don't you want to know how I can get points? I say, okay how do you get points? She whips out a magazine brouchure. She says I can pick whatever I want. I should have figured this was a huge salespitch. I am looking through the choices now, and am saying no I am not interested.
Then she looks at the viper again, and says I'd really like "Import Tuner" and then I go but viper is domestic. She is like, I am a single mom with two kids and I am 24 years old. Then now I am starting to feel slightly guilty since I am only 24 with a house and viper and 2 other cars. I politely declined the magazine offer again, and told her that she really should find a way to get to college though and told her I felt how important it would be for her study hard and just get through it.
Then she said okay thanks, and went on her merry way. I am always intrigued by the money making scams that go on here in Florida. I think the guy at the corner holding the "hungry" sign probably clears more per year than I do, but what are you gonna do.
By this point she has looked into the garage and noticed the viper. She says, "let me ask you something?" "why do you drive a car like that?" Slightly annoyed I answer Uh I don't know I wanted one for a really long time. She says well its really nice, but I like the Mitsubishi down the street.
Then she says this contest is about earning points so that she can go to college. She then says you get points by dancing and singing to a song that she picks. By this time my wife is out in the garage fumbling around and I point to her. I say hey babe", "do you want to sing and dance so that this girl can go to college?" Then of course my wife says no you can though. I am like uh I don't think so, then the girl is like I am only joking. Don't you want to know how I can get points? I say, okay how do you get points? She whips out a magazine brouchure. She says I can pick whatever I want. I should have figured this was a huge salespitch. I am looking through the choices now, and am saying no I am not interested.
Then she looks at the viper again, and says I'd really like "Import Tuner" and then I go but viper is domestic. She is like, I am a single mom with two kids and I am 24 years old. Then now I am starting to feel slightly guilty since I am only 24 with a house and viper and 2 other cars. I politely declined the magazine offer again, and told her that she really should find a way to get to college though and told her I felt how important it would be for her study hard and just get through it.
Then she said okay thanks, and went on her merry way. I am always intrigued by the money making scams that go on here in Florida. I think the guy at the corner holding the "hungry" sign probably clears more per year than I do, but what are you gonna do.
