safireviper
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AP NEWSWIRE - For immediate release
Dodge has announced a Lime Green Viper with Strobe stripes will be available to keep pace with the new image of the Viper. Due to a small but vocal outcry that the original philosophy of the two seater sports car has lost it's edge to the competition, Dodge has decided to provide an array of " Easter Egg " colors to placate the faithful. One fan was heard to remark " Who needs performance upgrades when a Plum Crazy Purple SRT Coupe can cruise the boulevard and gain more attention than anything else? It's a simple matter of style over substance." When told that substance was style, the Mercedes follower retorted
" We don't think that upgrades are all that important to the Viper. We proved our point that the Viper is king because well, because we say it is."
Dodge has announced a Lime Green Viper with Strobe stripes will be available to keep pace with the new image of the Viper. Due to a small but vocal outcry that the original philosophy of the two seater sports car has lost it's edge to the competition, Dodge has decided to provide an array of " Easter Egg " colors to placate the faithful. One fan was heard to remark " Who needs performance upgrades when a Plum Crazy Purple SRT Coupe can cruise the boulevard and gain more attention than anything else? It's a simple matter of style over substance." When told that substance was style, the Mercedes follower retorted
" We don't think that upgrades are all that important to the Viper. We proved our point that the Viper is king because well, because we say it is."
