Camshaft BREAKS easily on VIPERS???

[Qualitywires.com]

I would consider the source you got that from. He sounds like he's a teenager....

 

[99 R/T 10]

He could have bought a Viper, but ended up with a Swift?! Pleeeease. The kid is trying to push buttons...., yours.

 

[YellowSnake]

Thanks guys!

What is a swift?

ARMOUR SWIFT-ECKRICH DELI FOODSERVICE CO?

 

[SapphireGTS]

Its a suzuki Swift.

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That is a nice car. What. Its economical

 

[YellowSnake]

HAHA! Gary, youre killing me!

HAHA! "Its economical"

 

[phiebert]

If I recall correctly, the Swift is a 3 cylinder car. He has a point, there isn't enough horsepower on that thing to break a camshaft, eventhough I believe the Suzuki Swift camshaft is made from two twist-ties twisted together!

That will go on my list of 'Most ridiculous comparisons to the Viper!'

 

[Chuck 97 GTS]

Hey Jason, how much crack do you sprinkle on your Cheerios in the morning?

 

[Mike H]

It's a "Swift" kick in the *ss....thats what it needs...Any one with a name like "ricerboy"....PLEASE...I had a car like that before I had a job....

 

[SapphireGTS]

Its actually a 16 valve 4 ****** (as I recall in the GTI "Geo-Tuned-Ingenuity") A friend of mine had one in highschool the plate said (notageo). It was cool because we used to lift it up and carry it accross the parking lot and hide it by the dumpster. It only took 3 or 4 people. Pretty fricking funny

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Dont kill me, but for what it worth, the Swift GTI 100HP could hold its own against the preludes and integra punks of highschools coolest.

Huhhhh. You got punked by a GEO Huhhhh

 

[Gerald]

I bet they meant cam shaft sensor, it's not common, but it happens in the viper..

Gerald

 

[Vip-RT10]

Maybe he meant that extra cam you may have laying around, after you beat him with it for 1/2 hr.....

 

[YellowSnake]

These guys say our camshafts break easily. Has anyone experienced these problems?

They said, among other things...
"Yeah man, my Suzuki Swift is way better than a Dodge Viper because I've never broken a camshaft!! Man, good thing I didn't buy that piece of **** Viper, I might be stuck on the side of the road! I am so better off now that I got my Swift."
http://www.riceboypage.com/response/080498.html

 

[YellowSnake]

THESE WERE GREAT! HAHA!

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phiebert: camshaft is made from two twist-ties twisted together!
Mike H: "Swift" kick in the *ss
Gary Lamont: hide it by the dumpster
Vip-RT10: after you beat him with it for 1/2 hr
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Well "UP-Chuck,"

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- 1 part(s) Rumpleminze
- 1 part(s) Peach Schnapps
- 1 part(s) Sambuca

Directions/Comments: Mix all and enjoy. Add Cheerios, like Chuck 97 GTS if desired.

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Chuck 97 GTS: how much crack do you sprinkle on your Cheerios in the morning?
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[Butch The Snake]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 97 GTS:
Hey Jason, how much crack do you sprinkle on your Cheerios in the morning?

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HEY CHUCKY I HAVE THE SAME BREAKFAST IT'S GREAT!

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2001 M3
2001 740Is
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[Jay Herbert]

My brother had a Suzuki (Sprint?) three cylinder turbo-charged car in the late 80's (?). The silly thing was insanely fun! He went through a turbo about every four months throughout the entire warranty period, as soon as the warranty ran out, he sold it! It was sort of like a Japanese Mini-Cooper S.....

I think a Viper would be cheaper than putting on all those turbos