black mamba1
Enthusiast
Question: What do many if not most Viper owners and VCA members have in common with Mitt Romney, Carl Rove, and Dick Morris?
Answer: The inability to understand, interpret, comprehend, and accept the real world that exist around them despite all the facts and data staring them right in the face.
I love every generation of Viper made, the Gen 2 and Gen 4 being my favorites, but I also love the Gen 5. And many if not most of you also love the Gen 5, but there simply are not enough of us around to sustain this Viper. I wrote a post wayyyy back in the spring I think..whenever the Gen 5 body style and horsepower numbers were first released...that post was called The Death of the Viper.
I was hammered, ridiculed, and pretty much tarred and feathered...which is probably gonna also be the response to this post as well. And the reason I wrote that post is the same reason I am writing this post....a 640 hp Viper being released in 2013 IS NOT A COMPETITIVE SPORTS CAR. This car will immediatlely be placed in the Aston Martin cateragory..it is now a car living off its nostalgia and legacy, something only understood and respected by die hard Viper owners and those who simply have an extra $165,000 lying around for the fully loaded GTS or an extra $110,000 lying around for a decent SRT Viper. I said months ago the numbers for a 640 hp Viper would not be all that impressive.....and the fact of the matter is....they are not.
Quite honestly...every single person in this forum knows fully well everyone in the Mustang forums, Corvette forums, Ferrari forums...and even some Audi R8 forums....ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF at the Vipers performance numbers finally released.
When the ZR1's numbers were released 4 YEARS AGO they also came in at 11.5 sec in the 1/4 mile but at 128 mph. GM was very disappointed and said the numbers should be more in the line of 11.3, and later test proved them right...and again..THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO.
The 662 hp Mustang is running 11.6.
The 2012 Porsche Turbo is running 10.7
The 2012 Ferrari Italia is running 11.0
The Lambo Aventador is running 10.6.
The GTR is running 10.9.
What this means is that this new Viper will be embarassed by practically every sports car in its cateragory and practically every single sports car in its price range except the Audi R8.
So...what was once the WORLDS MOST FEARED and highly respected sports car has been Europeanized and is now actually SLOWER in a drag race than 95% of everyting else in its cateragory. I will say it again...this is the path of the Aston Martin. We now have pretty stitching and Harmon Kardon stereo's with 72 speakers...but we will get our lunch eaten by most of the competition.
Yes...many if not most of you will say..."the numbers will get better"...or "the test conditions were not good" or "magazines dont test the car the right way"....well...quite honestly, those are the excuses that losers say when their cars dont perform. But these are EXACTLY the numbers I was expecting because SRT was being so tight-lipped about the numbers. Nobody keeps good news secret.
So, yes, we will still have a Viper that will dominate on the track (probably) but we will also have a Viper that cannot hold its own red light to red light against practically every car in its cateragory...and we all know that THATS where bragging rights really come from.
And they are charging up to $165,000 for this car in GTS form? Yeah...right. I love the Viper and will still buy a Gen 5...but it doesnt take a rocket scientist to realize that this car as is......is
Doomed.
Answer: The inability to understand, interpret, comprehend, and accept the real world that exist around them despite all the facts and data staring them right in the face.
I love every generation of Viper made, the Gen 2 and Gen 4 being my favorites, but I also love the Gen 5. And many if not most of you also love the Gen 5, but there simply are not enough of us around to sustain this Viper. I wrote a post wayyyy back in the spring I think..whenever the Gen 5 body style and horsepower numbers were first released...that post was called The Death of the Viper.
I was hammered, ridiculed, and pretty much tarred and feathered...which is probably gonna also be the response to this post as well. And the reason I wrote that post is the same reason I am writing this post....a 640 hp Viper being released in 2013 IS NOT A COMPETITIVE SPORTS CAR. This car will immediatlely be placed in the Aston Martin cateragory..it is now a car living off its nostalgia and legacy, something only understood and respected by die hard Viper owners and those who simply have an extra $165,000 lying around for the fully loaded GTS or an extra $110,000 lying around for a decent SRT Viper. I said months ago the numbers for a 640 hp Viper would not be all that impressive.....and the fact of the matter is....they are not.
Quite honestly...every single person in this forum knows fully well everyone in the Mustang forums, Corvette forums, Ferrari forums...and even some Audi R8 forums....ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF at the Vipers performance numbers finally released.
When the ZR1's numbers were released 4 YEARS AGO they also came in at 11.5 sec in the 1/4 mile but at 128 mph. GM was very disappointed and said the numbers should be more in the line of 11.3, and later test proved them right...and again..THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO.
The 662 hp Mustang is running 11.6.
The 2012 Porsche Turbo is running 10.7
The 2012 Ferrari Italia is running 11.0
The Lambo Aventador is running 10.6.
The GTR is running 10.9.
What this means is that this new Viper will be embarassed by practically every sports car in its cateragory and practically every single sports car in its price range except the Audi R8.
So...what was once the WORLDS MOST FEARED and highly respected sports car has been Europeanized and is now actually SLOWER in a drag race than 95% of everyting else in its cateragory. I will say it again...this is the path of the Aston Martin. We now have pretty stitching and Harmon Kardon stereo's with 72 speakers...but we will get our lunch eaten by most of the competition.
Yes...many if not most of you will say..."the numbers will get better"...or "the test conditions were not good" or "magazines dont test the car the right way"....well...quite honestly, those are the excuses that losers say when their cars dont perform. But these are EXACTLY the numbers I was expecting because SRT was being so tight-lipped about the numbers. Nobody keeps good news secret.
So, yes, we will still have a Viper that will dominate on the track (probably) but we will also have a Viper that cannot hold its own red light to red light against practically every car in its cateragory...and we all know that THATS where bragging rights really come from.
And they are charging up to $165,000 for this car in GTS form? Yeah...right. I love the Viper and will still buy a Gen 5...but it doesnt take a rocket scientist to realize that this car as is......is
Doomed.
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