Greatness! #9 of The Ten Most Socially Offensive Cars

[FrgMstr]

The Ten Most Socially Offensive Cars

9.) Dodge Viper

Why it's an insult to society: Safety features? Creature comforts? Concern for the outside world? Pfft. Please place in your own exhaust pipe. The Viper is a big brutish anomaly, an end run around propriety that somehow managed to get approved for sale. The new one will feature such sissified "necessities" as stability control (thanks again, Explorer owners), but the originals will forever be the purest and most ass-kicking expressions of the general idea.

 

[T26]

I have to buy a Raptor now also.

 

[VIPER GTSR 91]

The right wing tree huggers hate them too while they drive their overly expensive battery powered limited mileage on a charge in your way tin cars.

 

[Allan]

All the more reason I like it!

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

The Ten Most Socially Offensive Cars

9.) Dodge Viper

Why it's an insult to society: Safety features? Creature comforts? Concern for the outside world? Pfft. Please place in your own exhaust pipe. The Viper is a big brutish anomaly, an end run around propriety that somehow managed to get approved for sale. The new one will feature such sissified "necessities" as stability control (thanks again, Explorer owners), but the originals will forever be the purest and most ass-kicking expressions of the general idea.

So how much of a fine would it be if SRT built a street Viper without the nannies?

 

[v10enomous]

Love that Raptor and the Countach too...

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

I'm insulted we're only #9. I wanted top 3!

 

[slysnake]

YEAH!! Only number 9?!

oooo... I like this response:

go all out. Get a Prius and shoehorn in a carbureted supercharged big block.

 

[Matt M PA]

I never thought I'd see a Viper and Prius on the same Top Ten list.

 

[viperbilliam]

Gotta love those gas saving folks. It means more gas for us.