Has this ever happene to you in your Viper while parked?

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The best revenge is to do what an ex policeman friend did to one of these jerks. Left a nasty note on the offenders windshield. Note was attached to the windshield with an ice pick. A little over the edge, now I know why he's an ex cop.
 

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I've had people open their doors into the Viper, but so far no paint chips or bad damage. I have sometimes had people parking extra far away from the Viper (worrying about being too close). And it's a regular occurance to park far away and have cars on both sides of the Viper (parked way off in the boonies) when I come back. ;)

I would never key someone's paint or break their windows out of anger. :eek:
I suppose if I was REALLY pissed at some ignorant or arrogent **** I'd maybe let the air out of their tire. As it would be inconvenient, but not violent and permanent. :confused:
 

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You could park in the middle of the Amazon rain forest and come back and there'd be some **** 6" from your door.

Dude, your so right. There's always an ass waiting to pull some shat like that.

While visiting a dept store I parked way out in the far reaches of the parking lot with acres of empty space all around. When I come out an hour later, some **** in a pimped out Escalade had parked right next to the drivers side of my car where I couldn't open the door. Needless to say, the guy was an unhappy camper when he got back to his ride. I can guarantee you he didn't just "buff out" the marks I left on it. And his two passenger side tires....lets just say they developed a really bad leak. In the sidewall.

Frickin retard.
 

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I always park in an open area far from the store, and almost every time I come out of the store there is a redneck truck parked directly next to me, half the time with just enough room to open my door.

Dude, if I lived where you do there be a lot of f'ed up redneck trucks. On fire.
 

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That was great! That's why I park all the way at the end of the row. Old people are afraid to park where I park, because it's too far away. No ding's though :)

Thanks for the vid

Vipers don't ding!

They chip, or crack.

To all you revenge guys....just take em to Judge Judy. There are too many places with cameras these days.
 

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Ever heard of what goes around.....? Two wrongs don't make a right? I've gotten dings before and went off on people, and thought about doing things to get back, but have not acted because I figure they will get whats coming to them sooner or later. If everyone seeks revenge in this world, then there would only be bad things happening to everyone, because we all make mistakes. Chill out guys, it'll be OK. In the end everything will be made right.
 
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Ever heard of what goes around.....? Two wrongs don't make a right? I've gotten dings before and went off on people, and thought about doing things to get back, but have not acted because I figure they will get whats coming to them sooner or later. If everyone seeks revenge in this world, then there would only be bad things happening to everyone, because we all make mistakes. Chill out guys, it'll be OK. In the end everything will be made right.

Yeah I agree...there are times I want to do something..but then it will come back at you...if there's no damage...I just let it go and get some icecream. :D
 

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I keyed a guys entire car up and down after he parked it and hit my door.He said why I was bugging out so much when it was nothing but a little ding on the door.So I waited for tubby the whale to go shop with his fat asss ugly wife and I did a Davinci on his Porsche SUV.Oh god was it so good to key it up and down, zig zag.Now there goes your little ding tubby

hahahahhahahahhahahahha
 

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One of the things that most bugs me is NO MATTER where you park - someone HAS to park next to you! Incidentally, that video is from a very funy Christmas episode of "Malcolm in the Middle"
 

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If everyone seeks revenge in this world, then there would only be bad things happening to everyone, because we all make mistakes. Chill out guys, it'll be OK. In the end everything will be made right.

Another tree hugger....
 

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I was exiting the Subway store and walking to the rear of the lot when I heard a loud "pop" in the direction of my new '94 Corvette. As I approached my car I see an old ****** Chevrolet pulled up beside the Corvette with the driver door opened. The door was resting against my passenger door and there are 10 spaces on either side! The driver was a haggard, middle aged ,over weight woman who might have been the model for the White Trash Cookbook.
I pointed to the door and asked her what she thought she was doing and that I heard the impact across the parking lot. Her response was that I should not worry about it if I could afford to drive that car and besides she just wanted to get close to it so she could see it better. My immediate urge was to bash hell out of her car but would have had a difficult time finding an unmolested place to start. I calmed myself as I looked for signs of damage and thankfully found none. This woman offered no apology for her action and seemed to have derived some satisfaction from it. She had no respect for the property of others and her resentment toward those that owned such was obvious. The sad part is that she is one of many with this attitude.
 
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My immediate urge was to bash hell out of her car but would have had a difficult time finding an unmolested place to start.

LOL!! aint that the truth...most people with beaters are the ones who hit your car. If I have to park, I try to park between two brand new cars. I think I would have had a hard time turning the other cheek. I thinkit would have been time to do some wwf to her windshield if she mad a comment like that.
 

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Yup, these days there are too many cameras watching everything.
Anyone who actually gets into an argument with people about them hitting the door, and then does serious damage to their car after they leave,
is asking to get locked up.

They know what you look like,
they know what you were driving,
they might have noted your tag number,
they know why you did it,
and there just might be a tape of you doing the keying.

I can think of better ways to get a criminal record.
 
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