i know this may sound funny...but just try to relax and stay calm. i think i have the same problem. be very careful...i hear it's very contagious. i'm going on 33,000 miles in a 2000 viper and i'm having a very difficult time removing my boo-tay from the seat. i think i've found a solution though...i'm on my way to the local hardware store to get some epoxy remover. i'll let ya know how things work out. wish me luck.
p.s. the wife is watchin me type this and shakin her head saying...you guys are nutzzz.