Dave's Big Brakes
Enthusiast
Well, mine's a daily driver with 16,700 miles in 1 1/2 years, plus AX, and road courses. It's no fun letting it sit.
I was being serious. Not trying to make you laugh. I'll give a quick explanation.
Scientist say that eyeballs never grow from the time you are born. Had they studied me, they would have said your eyeballs and penis never grow from the time you are born.
I used to get really angry at my mom, and in moments of rage - pull down my pants and say, "LOOK mom, look what you did to me! How am I ever going to be a success?" and my mom would appologize.
So I began weightlifting and felt good about myself. But then, about 6 months later, I noticed that the bigger I became the smaller it looked. So I quit weightlifting and began dieting.
Then I bought a dog. I figured a big dog would make me feel more manly. But, when my dog turned 6 months old, one day he became excited and I was shocked and hurt to find out that his 6 month old pecker was much larger than mine. I got him neutered.
Next, I bought the Viper. It made me feel like I had a really big one when I was signing the papers, and people were clapping for me as I drove it off the lot. I envisioned them clapping because I had just pulled my pants down... and I felt great.
So far this has been the only solution.
Thanks for listening.
Mike