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When I took my car for state inspection in December, the guy who checks your paper work before you pull in the garage area ask me what year my Corvette was. I smiled and said it's a Viper and he said that he meant Viper. I also has a teen gas attendant ask me if I have the v12 version. I told him all Vipers are v10s, he said that there are v12 Vipers, but they were banned in NJ with all the other v12 cars. I just smiled.
 

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I also has a teen gas attendant ask me if I have the v12 version. I told him all Vipers are v10s, he said that there are v12 Vipers, but they were banned in NJ with all the other v12 cars. I just smiled.


C'mon. You doubt him? I've gotten some of my best advice (financial, relationship & mechanical) from teen gas-station attendants!

Adding to another post above:

Women I've met while driving my Stingray Roadster = 0
Women I've met while operating my Cigarette = 0
Women I've met while driving my '97 Chevy Astro Van (bad paint, w/175k mi.) = 10+ (and counting).

It's not the car, gentlemen!

D. Ocean
Miami, FLA
 

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Adding to another post above:

Women I've met while driving my Stingray Roadster = 0
Women I've met while operating my Cigarette = 0
Women I've met while driving my '97 Chevy Astro Van (bad paint, w/175k mi.) = 10+ (and counting).

It's not the car, gentlemen!
Its the baby seat in back?? :D
 

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Its the baby seat in back?? :D

No baby seat...bite your tongue!

Well...to be honest, my Astro is my daily driver (work van). The Vette and the Cigarette barely get used, so odds are I'll meet someone while driving the Astro. I'm certain that someday I'll get a smile and a wave (and some sack-time) while driving the Vette or the boat, but it hasn't happened yet.

D. Ocean
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I doesnt really bother me when people mistake the car for something else and you have to explain what a Viper is. Not everyone is a car-nut. Its the true idiots, who insist that they know more about your V12 Corvette with white stripes than you do, that really piss me off.

Its my car numb-nuts, dont you think I know what I drive? And before you pull up next to me and ask, yes, it has a Hemi. Two of 'em. *******.
 

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Yesterday at lunch someone (a know it all) at the table said 'people crash Vipers all the time because they are so front heavy'. Hmmm, 49% front 51% rear is MORE on the back. He seemed puzzled that I also knew the C6 vette is 51% front 49% rear.....had to show him the data in a mag to prove it. He still thinks Vipers are front heavy.
 

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Happened once when getting gas. Little girl ~ 5 with her hot mom in a Vette. Couldn't think of a good response so just smiled and waved, but thought of this:
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It's even funnier in the animated version!
 

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Adding to another post above:

Women I've met while driving my Stingray Roadster = 0
Women I've met while operating my Cigarette = 0
Women I've met while driving my '97 Chevy Astro Van (bad paint, w/175k mi.) = 10+ (and counting).

It's not the car, gentlemen!

D. Ocean
Miami, FLA

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Come back and let us know how your 1st Summer goes with your Viper. You will most likely reshape your view on this matter! :D
 

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I'm always getting the Vette hand wave from Vettes when driving my Viper.

They must think it's one of them.

My car has the side and hood emblems removed. People are always asking, "what is it"?

I also have had the question, "is that one a V8 or a new one"?
 

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I also have had the question, "is that one a V8 or a new one"?

A guy I know is a mechanic and has been for like 20 years. He fixed my old Honda, my old Jeep, etc. He's worked on import and domestic cars and bikes. When I told him I was getting a Viper, he asked the same question... "Is it a V8 or a new one?" Then we got into an argument when I told him there was no V8 Vipers.
 

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I was told it was a shame I could not afford the upgrade V12 version, I will have to settle for the little V10!

LOL, When I've stopped at gas stations in rural towns, I think TWICE now, I've been told about the special V12 version.
 

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My favorite stupid question about the car was in some small Arizona town driving back from Texas back in 1997. This guy asks me "Whats the difference between that and the Stealth"? (Where do I start? :cool: ).

I later found out that my old Gen I and the stealth DID actually share a part - the side mirrors.
 

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Come back and let us know how your 1st Summer goes with your Viper. You will most likely reshape your view on this matter!

Hey, I'll do anything to increase the chance of getting some stank on my hang-love! If the Viper will do that, then send me two...

D. Ocean
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I also has a teen gas attendant ask me if I have the v12 version. I told him all Vipers are v10s, he said that there are v12 Vipers, but they were banned in NJ with all the other v12 cars. I just smiled.


C'mon. You doubt him? I've gotten some of my best advice (financial, relationship & mechanical) from teen gas-station attendants!

Adding to another post above:

Women I've met while driving my Stingray Roadster = 0
Women I've met while operating my Cigarette = 0
Women I've met while driving my '97 Chevy Astro Van (bad paint, w/175k mi.) = 10+ (and counting).

It's not the car, gentlemen!

D. Ocean
Miami, FLA
This coming from a guy who doesn't even own a Viper yet? Boy son you have alot to learn...when you get your Viper get back with me. Your women total will go threw the roof. If your 225 and(I don't want to say ripped but)very muscular like I am you don't need a Viper it's just icing on the cake.
 

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I never have that problem........
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Too funny. :2tu: Do you get many comments on that tag?

No most people just laugh who get it,
I guy said to me "Not any more with the new "C6 ZO6"
I replyed it is great the horse power wars are on again look at the HP now
Viper,Corvette Z06,GTO,Mustang Cobra,CTS V
its great lots of :usa: American :usa: Horse Power!!
:usa: :2tu: :usa:
 

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I was at a gas station, and this slightly older lady with a Suburban kinda sneers at me, and snips at me with heavy sarcasm, "What do you do when you gotta carry something?" She evidently thought this was my only vehicle, and apeared smug at owning a Suburban. So I say, "I've got several trucks", and she just shut up and looked away.

My neighbor lady goes "howz your little car?", in a very offhand way. I think she knows its the best car on our street, but she likes to give it "short shrift" just to piss me off. God I hate that!

Even the FOB(Fresh Off the Boat) Koreans accross the street knew it was a Viper! Sheesh! :rolleyes:

In some ways, the Viper can bring out some negative emotions in people, jealousy, etc. Then, as was said above, you have those who pretend to know you can't afford the V12 upgrade, or claim they drove the original V8 version. I think the most positive response (other than the usual waves and smiles) was the kid who made the goal post sign with his arms as I drove by, like it was a "goal". I didn't understand that until later.

The Viper actually got in the way once, when I just wanted to talk to this girl, but she must have thought I wanted to impress her with the car. I roll down the window, and before I could say anything, she blurts out "Thats a very nice car", and immediately walks away before I could tell her she left her keys in her car's trunk! :confused:
 

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I was at a local car show when an older guy came up and said enthusiastically, "I drove one of those when they first came out, when they had the V-8." :rolleyes:

He probably thought it was a Cobra. There are actually a few people around that got to drive them before they all became garage queen trading toys for collectors.
 
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