Is The Viper An ANTI-CHICK MAGNET?

[Leslie]

hahaaa that's hilarious, can I quote you?

most guys my age DO that though, they want women to be younger/great body/better looking than even they are hahaa

By the sounds of things you set your standards just a little higher than what the mirror will allow.

 

[2snakes4us]

Get a red one.

Problem solved, because I share not your experiences.

Same here Dave, Lots of attention from the ladies!!

 

[Alexarz]

By the sounds of things you set your standards just a little higher than what the mirror will allow.

Maybe you find that barn sow up to your standards but I find her laughably repulsive.

 

[Obsidian]

I was in the car business for about 15 years buying and selling interesting cars.

NOTHING....parked by itself....attracted WOMEN to it like those E-Types. I have absolutley NO IDEA why???...But it's like parking a meat mobile in front of a dog pound. Another interesting E-type thing??? NONE of the woman who asked me about the Jags KNEW what the car was...NOT ONE...But they went out of their way to find out.

Now that is scientific knowledge!

 

[Obsidian]

Obsidian what is really scary is that you are in New Jersey! If a Viper is not impressive in New Jersey then Viper owners in the rest of the country are doomed.

I can vouch that if you drive a Viper here in North Scottsdale the women want to know why someone from a trailer park down south is in their neighborhood so don't feel bad - you probably have it better than the rest of us.

Hey Phoenix - What do you mean scary in Jersey? People drive BMWs and Mercedes everywhere over here. Lots of plastic people. Vipers are rare. I see one on the road maybe 3 or 4 times in the summer (minus an event where there are a lot).

The Viper DEFINITELY gets looks. I mean a lot. Because it is so rare... but not drooling women... like I now understand the Jaguar E-Type draws.

 

[Ricketts]

No problems here, only issue I have is wearing out wiper blades. Due to having to overuse them to clear the windshield of all the ******* women throw at me.

 

[Obsidian]

Thank god that Harley battle hag is not your wife. If a trailer park vagabond like that gets anywhere near one of my Vipers, I will spray her with RAID and tell her that the bread line is down the road.

Holy sh*t that is HYSTERICAL - "Harley battle hag" - my point has been made. No attractive chicks (I take that back). Very FEW attractive chicks.

 

[TCurtner]

add a sweaty guy hangin' over the motor and I am ALLLLL over THAT!

If I put a guy, er rather crawled up on it for a pic for you myself (!) after a superspeedway run, the sweat would be easy to produce...(BTW: no one commented on my overly opaque oil...hmmm )

 

[Mopar Boy]

The transparently lame ones I sometimes have to beat off with a stick...

Due to having to overuse them to clear the windshield of all the ******* women throw at me.

Two great lines!

 

[Mopar Boy]

no one commented on my overly opaque oil...hmmm )

Man your oil looks kinda funny colored. Change it recently?




































Was not going to comment but since you asked!

 

[TCurtner]

Man your oil looks kinda funny colored. Change it recently?




































Was not going to comment but since you asked!

That was the syrup Leslie poured all over me whilst on my hot engine - which ran down into the engine, then drained - as I sweated, picking ******* off of my windshield while the shrieking chicks of all ages cast even more personal items towards my idolous Viper. You guys with negative chick issues just need to experiment with WHAT YOU ARE DOING more - quit worrying about the model, options, color, whatever(!) of your Viper(s)...heheh.

 

[RTTTTed]

Hear Hear!!!

Have you read the thread about Jenna Jameson's (**** idol) Viper? She was attracted to a Gen 1 even.

We've got women here that are great lookin' like Leslie, Julie and Tere (and a few others) and it seems that none of them are ******* and all prefer guys. They are attracted to Vipers. If you check out Chads Viper chicks thread you'll find thousands of beautiful hot chicks and ******* girls that Love Vipers.

I think you maybe actually own a vette and haven't realized it yet? (jsut kidding)

Ted

 

[eucharistos]

We've got women here that are great lookin' like Leslie, Julie and Tere (and a few others) and it seems that none of them are ******* and all prefer guys.

Ted

agree with you ted on the good looking part ....




.....but....um.......


or has memory failed me yet again?

 

[dave6666]

.....but....um.......


or has memory failed me yet again?

Do some test driving.

 

[Craig]

Holy ****, I just read this entire thread. Havent laughed that hard in quite some time!

Not sure what your guys problems are... but my car has no problems attracting women. My guess is, that it has to do with where you take your viper. Besides from the usual stares, thumbs up, and "nice car" you get while driving around, I dont think you could expect much more. But as other stated, simply pulling into a gas station, resturant parking lot, car show, etc.. seems to attract the ladies. Hell, they usualy come running up to the car before I get a chance to get out

 

[Purdue_Boiler_Viper]

LOL! This has to be one of the funniest posts I have read. Sorry to break the news to you but you are either ugly as a wildebeest or a quasi-nerd of unconscionable proportions.

Although I got my Vipers after I got married (**** luck I guess), I have had more females offer themselves with reckless abandon when i am with my Viper(s) than I ever thought possible because of a car. God forbid I had these cars before I was married.

The only explanation I can come up with is your 2 inch penis is showing because your zipper is down.

 

[Vman455]

...my idolous Viper.

Wow--this thread is hilarious. And we're inventing new words!

 

[RTTTTed]

Holy ****, I just read this entire thread. Havent laughed that hard in quite some time!

Not sure what your guys problems are... but my car has no problems attracting women. My guess is, that it has to do with where you take your viper. Besides from the usual stares, thumbs up, and "nice car" you get while driving around, I dont think you could expect much more. But as other stated, simply pulling into a gas station, resturant parking lot, car show, etc.. seems to attract the ladies. Hell, they usualy come running up to the car before I get a chance to get out

LOL ... and he's Psycho! If he can do it it should be a simple matter for all of us "norms"?

 

[TCurtner]

Wow--this thread is hilarious. And we're inventing new words!

Well, I was closely watching for some grammar kings (to offset the abundance of awesome chicks that my Viper attracts) in this thread, did not find them, so decided to attempt to become obtusely creative. Excellent observation!

 

[RedLiner]

I'm gonna help out Obsidian here, since I know him.

Its not him, its not the car............its the clueless, boring **** women in NJ. They are into themselves and have no clue what cool is. Mike put a Mercedes emblem on the front hood and your good to go. NJ women wouldn't know the difference. If they think you've got money, then they're interested in ya! Its all about status and name brands. When I had my Mercedes SL500, I got more looks from women in NJ than my Viper (both black cars). Also anything red will attract looks. Could be a red Kia with the roof cut off.........

Mike you want looks in NJ, buy a MB. Any other state and your GTS would probably attract them no problem. Its not you buddy....trust me!

 

[dave6666]

Someone say grammar police?





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[ViperTony]

The reason is New Jersey....'nuff said.

 

[Red Shift]

I've noticed lots of chicks are too cool to be caught looking. For example, I was waxing the car and a fine 20something walks by. I'm getting a neck ache as she's walking off then I turn away. My friend was walking up and saw that as soon as I turned she broke her neck staring it down. Once you get to know them a bit they'll say they love the car. They're just playing hard to get

 

[eucharistos]

I've noticed lots of chicks are too cool to be caught looking. For example, I was waxing the car and a fine 20something walks by. I'm getting a neck ache as she's walking off then I turn away. My friend was walking up and saw that as soon as I turned she broke her neck staring it down. Once you get to know them a bit they'll say they love the car. They're just playing hard to get

good observation, so many posers these days

 

[Vic]

Here in trendy SoCal, I've noticed the same thing, for the most part. The most intense reactions I get are from punks in Subaru WRX's. Its more of a boy-racer car, than a status symbol. Girls (most girls) dont realize what it costs, or what it can do on the track, that doesn't enter into their judgement process at all. But they do know all about the Benz tri-star emblem, or the prancing horse, because that smells like money to them. (As an aside, I bought my daughter a spiffy loaded E350, with AMG rims, sport package, and now middle aged women seem disgusted that such a young girl has a nice car. It makes them mad.) Yep, women know all about brands like Ferrari, Mercedes, Chanel, Coach, Louis Vuitton, etc. But in their narrow estimation, Speed Racer in his Mach 5 is just a self-obsessed nerdy car geek, who probably slings wrenches for a living, has dirt under his fingernails, and therefore just isnt worth their attention. Its only the smell of big money that turns their hearts, and the Viper, despite its heroic Nurburgring lap time, doesnt get them excited. Well, at least not in SoCal, we got so many exotics and luxury cars out here, its only the greatest autos that steal the show. Thats the pecking order of society here, as it is in South Beach, etc.

To own a Viper in the boondocks must be an odd experience.

Now that I am spending yet another summer with the GTS, I have made the following observations on the car's "magnetism":

Here's who it attracts:
1. Teenage boys
2. Adolescents of all types
3. Car guys
4. The occasional woman, but it is very, very, very rare. And she usually has tats, a pack of smokes and leather skin.

Here's who it repulses:
1. Corvette owners (for obvious reasons that must be respected)
2. Anyone who is showing their car off and your Viper drives by and all the looks go away from their car.
3. Most women. And that's the part that *****.

Now I recognize, the really cool chicks "get it." But when I take the GTS out for a spin (sans the wifey), it would be a real nice bonus to have a pretty woman checking out the car, and perhaps the guy who is driving it. But instead the Viper magnetism seems to be more like an ice cream truck, every kid comes a-runnin', but where's the ladies?!?!?

This is obviously a pro-Viper biased forum (I mean,for one thing I am really biased to the Viper) so I think it is easy to argue pro-Viper and that I must be driving around towns here in NJ with blind women. But, honestly, have ya'll noticed the same thing? Doesn't it seem that most women aren't turning their heads for the Viper? Doesn't the Mercedes and the such, get more looks?

 

[HSSSSSS]

Maybe you find that barn sow up to your standards but I find her laughably repulsive.

I did not indicate or imply my standards as you did. But if you must know, when you are 62 most women under 40 look good.
And now the saying "I like legs, as long as they have feet on one end and p***y on the other" holds some merit

 

[dave6666]

So, no amputees?

 

[HSSSSSS]

So, no amputees?

Only one leg.

 

[ChrisGNJ]

I've also met Mike (2 years ago, at the BW commons Mall parking lot, pre Somerville Viper meet, I was the dude in the A8 who was Viperless) and I agree with Redline, it's definitely the girls in New Jersey that blow, nothing to do with him or the car.

Although most of the girls I am friends with are good looking and also happen to love the Viper and are demanding rides when I purchase mine--to the point where I have to have a list to keep track.

So hopefully I get mine sooner than later .

 

[HSSSSSS]

No problems here, only issue I have is wearing out wiper blades. Due to having to overuse them to clear the windshield of all the ******* women throw at me.

Like I have been saying. It's the color- YELLOW IS IN!!!!