Mopar Boy
Enthusiast
Well spoken!
Here here!
Here here!
Like I have been saying. It's the color- YELLOW IS IN!!!!
No offense, Ted but what sort of female would that old school Duster possibly attract? From my experience, women are attracted to money (as in luxury) and social status more than anything else. They don't quite get the old car thing. You might attract a beatnik with that ugly duck but otherwise, stick with that monstrous Viper when it's a piece of a$$ that is worth a dip.
Alexarz -
With the car parked (and me not near it) I watch the car, and watch who stops and checks it out. So, I am trying to judge the merits of the Viper as a standalone, and - before you get your undies in a bunch - all I am saying is that I observe very few women getting fired up over the car. That's all I am sayin'.
I'm trying to tell you!!!!!! Yellow is in!!!!!
Parked, driving, Show & Shine, Viper meets....Yellow is in!!!!!
I have no idea who the girl is on the hood, she just came along when I was visiting with buddy (also Yellow Viper) and said she LOVED the car and would I take her picture.
YUK X 10000000000000000
waiting on vision to return
LIKE I HAVE BEEN SAYING. iT'S THE COLOR-YELLOW IS IN!!!! (EXTRA LARGE FOR ANYONE WITH VISION PROBLEMS).[/SIZE]
poor girl... I'll send you a couple rolls of these to circle your Viper while parkedIt's gotta be the Jersey thing...
Here in So Ca, I had to pull a girl off my Gen I hood... I'm freaking serious!
I'm sitting in a restaurant, and someone at my table says do you know who that is on your car? I look out and ***! There's a woman slithering on the hood of my car
Yelling "Start me up baby" I couldn't believe what I was seeing...
I wanted to beat the crap out of her...
Another time I was driving the Red Gen I down PCH, when a guy in a BMW started yelling at my car... "Thats gotta be a really BIG Man to drive a car like that" He kept harassing me down PCH at every light... Always saying the same kinda BS... I kept him behind me... Finally he got up along side my car, and just then his phone rang... I yelled at him, "You better answer"... "Your MOM wants her car back"...
He sped off and left me alone
He must have wanted some big guy to beat the crap out of him...
I decided I liked Vipers, so I sold the Gen I and bought a Blue Gen III..
I'd stop at a store and guys would run up and say "WOW your (inject moronic assumption here) BF - Husband- etc Must really trust you to let you drive that car"
So I decided to put a string of pearls around the RV Mirror... I thought no way a guy would drive a car like that with pearls on the mirror... The moronic statements kept coming.
I could be driving in traffic, and I would see a car driving crazy to get up next to me... It would always be a woman, who was ultimately disappointed to find a woman driving the car... This happened so many times... I decided to get vanity plates...
I put VIPRGIRL plates on my car...
Now I got em... They will leave me alone...
NO SUCH LUCK!
Now every freaking guy on the FWY has to SEE a VIPER GIRL...
I can't win... I tell ya...
Next I'm going for window tint...
Rolls of WHAT? Fangpoor girl... I'll send you a couple rolls of these to circle your Viper while parked
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Like I have been saying. It's the color- YELLOW IS IN!!!!
Rolls of WHAT? Fang
oops... bad link
Electro-Coil Razor Wire... nasty stuff.
I'll order some today...oops... bad link
Electro-Coil Razor Wire... nasty stuff.
It's gotta be the Jersey thing...
Here in So Ca, I had to pull a girl off my Gen I hood... I'm freaking serious!
I'm sitting in a restaurant, and someone at my table says do you know who that is on your car? I look out and ***! There's a woman slithering on the hood of my car
Yelling "Start me up baby" I couldn't believe what I was seeing...
I wanted to beat the crap out of her...
Another time I was driving the Red Gen I down PCH, when a guy in a BMW started yelling at my car... "Thats gotta be a really BIG Man to drive a car like that" He kept harassing me down PCH at every light... Always saying the same kinda BS... I kept him behind me... Finally he got up along side my car, and just then his phone rang... I yelled at him, "You better answer"... "Your MOM wants her car back"...
He sped off and left me alone
He must have wanted some big guy to beat the crap out of him...
I decided I liked Vipers, so I sold the Gen I and bought a Blue Gen III..
I'd stop at a store and guys would run up and say "WOW your (inject moronic assumption here) BF - Husband- etc Must really trust you to let you drive that car"
So I decided to put a string of pearls around the RV Mirror... I thought no way a guy would drive a car like that with pearls on the mirror... The moronic statements kept coming.
I could be driving in traffic, and I would see a car driving crazy to get up next to me... It would always be a woman, who was ultimately disappointed to find a woman driving the car... This happened so many times... I decided to get vanity plates...
I put VIPRGIRL plates on my car...
Now I got em... They will leave me alone...
NO SUCH LUCK!
Now every freaking guy on the FWY has to SEE a VIPER GIRL...
I can't win... I tell ya...
Next I'm going for window tint...
It's a damn shame that said Sapphire owner doesn't have the necessary budget to buy a decent digital camera.
I'm gonna help out Obsidian here, since I know him.
Its not him, its not the car............its the clueless, boring **** women in NJ. They are into themselves and have no clue what cool is. Mike put a Mercedes emblem on the front hood and your good to go. NJ women wouldn't know the difference. If they think you've got money, then they're interested in ya! Its all about status and name brands. When I had my Mercedes SL500, I got more looks from women in NJ than my Viper (both black cars). Also anything red will attract looks. Could be a red Kia with the roof cut off.........
Mike you want looks in NJ, buy a MB. Any other state and your GTS would probably attract them no problem. Its not you buddy....trust me!
The reason is New Jersey....'nuff said.
I'll resent that comment, only cause I was just on the cusp of taking motion photos but I'm surprised Mike didn't post these....
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Sapphire has always been a deep rich color so it's really more subtle than all the others.
--RS
I hate to say I agree. But I do. Jersey ain't known for the pleasant, outgoing female personalities.
It is funny... I got lots of stories like those...
Man, I think I ***'d my pants! That is too funny!
I feel for ya girl! But I still do find it funny!
Ever consider a small rocket launcher mounted to the underside of the car? Will finally eliminate pesky people.
Do chicks generally like good cars? Apart from a few notable exceptions, they usually go for 'cute' cars (e.g., mini, VW bug) or blatantly expensive cars (e.g., Bentley, Aston Martin, Porsche etc). Most wouldn't know what a Viper was...
Sports cars in general are **-hum.... to the women.
I'm telling you, move to redneck country. And make sure your car is Massey Ferguson red, or John Deere snake skin green, or Cub Cadet yellow, or...
You see, they think differently around here, but you have to be careful when you tell them to take the spurs off before getting in the car.