LOL! Ricers this morning...

[MadMaxx]

On my way to work, I was at the stoplight near my house. Across the street was a riced out something, I think it was an eclips?. He starts reving his engine.. and reving more and more trying to get my attention. He then just decides to rev it way into the red line and HOLD IT THERE untill I look at him. I get a green arrow and make my turn, he's still way into the red (sounded like 8K+) when i'm almost past him I hear this *KKLLLUNKK!!!* *KERBAM* *GRIND* kind of noises. He lurches like a few inches and stops. Just sits there, motor won't crank (I hear the grinding of a starter or something). The jackazz blew his motor!

I just looked at him, shook my head, and continued along. He was getting out of the car (green now mind you, so people were getting ******) and started opening his hood. I bet the girl in the passenger seat was quite impresses

MadMaxx

 

[Performin Norman]

Now THAT is funny. Have you ever noticed how those ricer guys have the best looking girls with them?

 

[MadMaxx]

Yep, chickies are stupid these days. They are lured by big wings (not wangs) and stickers. Loud stereo is like a matting call, they come out of the woodwork.

But, the kind of chicks they get, are NOT the kind you want to spend time with.. it's purely a 1-2 week deal.

I bet he broke his timming belt and those valves slamed into the pistons (mitsu motors = zero clearence). Saw a 3K do it once, kills the entire motor

MadMaxx

 

[Bonkers]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Performin Norman:
Now THAT is funny. Have you ever noticed how those ricer guys have the best looking girls with them?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, but that's because they're too young to know that having a powerful guy with a powerful car is far better than having a powerful-looking guy with a powerful-looking car. Eventually they reach the point where they rather have the power then the guy or the car and that's where trouble starts...