My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

[garolittle]

Yes. This is my 1,000th post. Although I am proud of my loyalty to the Viper Nation, I am starting to worry that I have become obsessed with this car. I am sure that my 1,000 posts include useful and/or informative comments, questions, and/or observations about this wicked vehicle but I am worried that I may be spending too much time thinking about "Viper Things". Please give me your opinion as to my state of mind. Here are my current thoughts:

- Obsessing about the day when I can afford two Vipers at once (and managing to have my spouse contribute significant funding)
- Wondering why more cute girls do not swoon at the sexiest color on earth (that would be YELLOW )
- Trying to figure out how to squeeze that extra tenth of a second out of my quarter-mile time
- Worrying that somewhere out there a shopping cart has my Viper's name on it.
- Trying to think of another 1,000 comments, questions, or observations that may contribute to this board.

 

[Frank 03SRT]

Congratulations. I've been thinking about going to 1000, stop posting, then just lurk. Thanks for your post --- I am one closer. hehe

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Gar, you are the consummate loser. 1,000 posts??? What kind of egomaniac would waste so much time on an internet discussion board? Nobody is so interesting that there would be a need for 1,000 posts. Please, do yourself and us a favor. Get a life.

And don’t even get me started on the two Viper comment.

 

[MR VENOM]

Gar.....if it feels good, DO IT. Congratulations, man. Perhaps a change to "emerald green" will light your fantasies. It (the green) is a well kept secret...I could tell you, but then I'd have to......Keep it going, I want to read your 2,000th!

 

[Vic]

Another 400 blabby posts, and I'll be in the Top 10!

 

[Vic]

Thats 10 people who have nothing better to do!

 

[jimandela]

you got a life; you got the right color viper....

 

[Craig 201 MPH]

how sad.....

 

[DR VIPER]

Congrats on the first 1000.
Does your motto(Talkin' about cars and dreaming about women...)change at all after that many posts?

 

[RX VIPER]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

My wife says I spend too much time on the Viper Web site. I just say there are worse sites I could be addicted to!

 

[NCVCA]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

Talkin' about cars and dreaming about women... to Talkin' about women and dreaming about cars...when you step up to a Red with Silver Stripes!

Congrats on 1k

 

[Gerald]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

u all need to get a life..


G

 

[Bonkers]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

For once Gerald I agree with you...

 

[garolittle]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

Yes, my fellow Snake-owners, I guess I need to get a life. I can not (or will not) give up this silly addiction. Oh well, time to go for a drive.

 

[RedSnakeGTS]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

how in the world do you guys post so much? granted, i just got here, but i cant even imagine 1000 posts in 2 years! :lurk:

 

[GTS Dean]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

Get a life, dude! Shameless post-******* will earn you no respect here. Right Chuck?

 

[99 R/T 10]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

Look at Chuck 98 RT/10 at the top of this post, you will see what a post ***** he is. Jez, I feel soooooo small and insignificant.

 

[garolittle]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

Get a life, dude! Shameless post-******* will earn you no respect here. Right Chuck?

Post *****! Who's a post *****? I am not a post *****! By the way, does anyone have an opinion on France?

 

[garolittle]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

Well folks. I am quickly approching post #2,000. Any chance that I will catch Chuck?

 

[Bonkers]

Re: My 1,000th post. Do I need to get a life?

Yeah, if you quit your job, buy another viper, and spend your mornings over at ******* you'll be back on path...

Aw hell - I dropped back to 10th place! When did that happen?!!