Andrew/USPWR
Enthusiast
My 5 sec. running against a DB9 and I think I may brought shame into the family:-(
It’s moment I’ve been waiting for for 3 years. Me in my Viper, and a DB9, side by side at the light with no traffic ahead
About a block from my business is Palm Beach Motors. They sell car like Lotus, Rover, Jaguar and Austin Martin. So when ever I’m driving the Viper to work, I’m always on the look out for some mechanic or owner, driving the bad ass DB9. Today I got my shot.
Leaving my office, I pull up to the stop sign before Dixie Hwy, I see my nemesis flash by. I make my turn and to my delight, we both pull up together at the light. The guy was not a mechanic, but a 55 to 60 year old dude that looks like someone's Dad. He’s got a look on his face like he just spent $1000.00 for an oil change. He looks over at me and I give him a half joking smile and I point to the light. He gives me a “you must be joking” half smile back and the light changes. I think, O well, maybe next time, besides, two guys our age racing these kind of cars down Dixie Hwy at 12 in the afternoon, would have to be real jerks. But maybe I’m just that kind of ****. So I roll off the light, he’s not making a move, and I shift into 2nd at about 3k. Then I hear this SOB jump on it and I’m like “this thing is on!”. I’m already in 2nd at low rpms and I don’t want to waste the time jumping back down to 1st, so I just stomp on it. By now he’s a couple of car length ahead of me but I’m gaining on his ass fast. At the end of 2nd gear were side by side ( by the way that DB9 sounded fantastic ) and now I go for the kill by slamming 3rd. Problem: I miss the gate for third.:-( ***. I could not believe it. The moment I’ve been waiting for and I F it up. At the next light I gave him a laugh and a thumbs up said I missed a gear and he looked at me like" of course you did” and he turned up Belvedere.
Is this when somebody from the VCA comes over and take my keys from me?
I’m trying to convince myself that maybe the world is a better place now because, a guy who paid $45k for a Dodge should BE faster than the guy paying $300K for an Austin Martin. But I know I’m just blowing smoke up my own ass.
It’s moment I’ve been waiting for for 3 years. Me in my Viper, and a DB9, side by side at the light with no traffic ahead
About a block from my business is Palm Beach Motors. They sell car like Lotus, Rover, Jaguar and Austin Martin. So when ever I’m driving the Viper to work, I’m always on the look out for some mechanic or owner, driving the bad ass DB9. Today I got my shot.
Leaving my office, I pull up to the stop sign before Dixie Hwy, I see my nemesis flash by. I make my turn and to my delight, we both pull up together at the light. The guy was not a mechanic, but a 55 to 60 year old dude that looks like someone's Dad. He’s got a look on his face like he just spent $1000.00 for an oil change. He looks over at me and I give him a half joking smile and I point to the light. He gives me a “you must be joking” half smile back and the light changes. I think, O well, maybe next time, besides, two guys our age racing these kind of cars down Dixie Hwy at 12 in the afternoon, would have to be real jerks. But maybe I’m just that kind of ****. So I roll off the light, he’s not making a move, and I shift into 2nd at about 3k. Then I hear this SOB jump on it and I’m like “this thing is on!”. I’m already in 2nd at low rpms and I don’t want to waste the time jumping back down to 1st, so I just stomp on it. By now he’s a couple of car length ahead of me but I’m gaining on his ass fast. At the end of 2nd gear were side by side ( by the way that DB9 sounded fantastic ) and now I go for the kill by slamming 3rd. Problem: I miss the gate for third.:-( ***. I could not believe it. The moment I’ve been waiting for and I F it up. At the next light I gave him a laugh and a thumbs up said I missed a gear and he looked at me like" of course you did” and he turned up Belvedere.
Is this when somebody from the VCA comes over and take my keys from me?
I’m trying to convince myself that maybe the world is a better place now because, a guy who paid $45k for a Dodge should BE faster than the guy paying $300K for an Austin Martin. But I know I’m just blowing smoke up my own ass.