Black SRT
Enthusiast
Better yet, you could also be agreeing to the $300 certificate alone as "full satisfaction of any claims."
and before you ask, yes we have a SRT and 2 older ones.
and keep track of the ******** so next time I won't have to wait so long to get my new one.
GEEEEE!
WHY WOULD ANYONE BE UPSET ABOUT THE IDEA OF THEIR BRAND NEW $83K SHOW CAR BEING THE FIRST VIPER MOTOR THAT "JOE VIPER TECH" GETS TO TAKE APART!!
THINK OF TWO HUGE GUYS DIGGING THEIR ELBOWS INTO YOUR BRAND NEW FENDERS AS THEY TAKE THE INTAKE AND HEADS OFF..REMEMBER NO MORE CLAM SHELL HOOD.
REPLACE THE HEADS WITH COMPLETE FACTORY REPLACMENTS?? NAAAAW! THAT MAKES TO MUCH SENSE!!
DC CAN SAVE BIG MONEY BY UNDER-PAYING "JOE VIPER TECH" TO TACKLE THE JOB...
JUST LIKE THE RECALL ON THE GEN I-II FRAMES..THERE WERE ONLY A SMALL NUMBER OF THEM (MAYBE 30 OR SO) THAT HAD THE BRACKETS WELDED ON BACKWARDS! WHAT IS THE BIG FUSS ABOUT JUST BECAUSE YOU NOW CANT CHANGE THE OIL FILTER.."YOU DONT NEED NO SINKIN NEW OIL FILTER". AND WHO REALLY CARED ABOUT A DOZEN EXTRA HOLES DRILLED IN THE WRONG PLACE?
DC WILL PROVIDE "JOE VIPER TECH" WITH A NEW MANUAL AND YOUR SRT-10 TO PRACTICE ON..
FORGET ABOUT THE RELEASE YOU SIGNED! DC WAS PROBABLY JUST KIDDING..
YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT YOUR DEALER WILL ONLY LET "JOE VIPER TECH" WORK ON YOUR NEW SRT LATE IN THE DAY WHEN HE IS TIRED AND ALL OF THE PROFITABLE NEON WARRANTY WORK IS FINISHED.. .
IT WILL ALSO BE QUARANTEED WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT "EVERY" DODGE DEALER WILL TOTALLY TOOL UP WITH ALL OF THE SUPER EXPENSIVE VIPER TOOLS INCLUDING THE 5 CYLINDER HEAD JIG ETC..HELL ANY BACK YARD "JOE" CAN GRIND A MULTI-ANGLE VALVE SEAT WITH A HAND DRILL..
DC SHOULD OFFER YOU $300 WORTH OF JACK DANIELS!
THEN MAYBE YOU WOULD FEEL BETTER FOR THE 4-6 WEEKS THAT YOUR CAN IS SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE DEALERS BACK LOT WAITING TO BE FINISHED..
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY BE UPSET?
JUST THINK LIKE DC..HELL IT IS ONLY A DODGE!
Fred, perhaps all the owners affected by the intake valve need to get together and decide what actions we need to take. It seems that some "folks" are too passive about this very real issue. It also appears that D/C is concerned that we will all get together for a class action lawsuit. Afterall, we waited for perfection and what do we get! Who else in our region is effected by this recall?
We will call you soon.
Jeff and Anne Frost