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Please tell me it\'s not any of you...

Did a search for "Viper" on a local forum, hoping to spot a local sale, and this ad came on the "personals" section under "missed connections". This guy needs serious help. :rolleyes:

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SAW YOU AT THE CARWASH, WAS WASHING MY VIPER - m4w - 35

I saw you at the carwash the other day. I was washing my black 2005 Dodge Viper. You were a blonde, very hot looking woman. You were wearing a pink tanktop with no bra, and very *********** shorts. You were tan, beautiful and large breasted. You were washing your car and your shirt was wet. You came over to me and asked for some quarters. I didn't have anymore change, so I gave you a $100.00 bill. I couldn't help it - you were so hot!
I'm going down to Cabo with my band in a few days for another gig. I would love to find you and bring you with me. If you happen to see this, PLEASE contact me! Send me a few pictures because I only have a vague recollection of your face because you were so hot looking that I couldn't think straight.
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I only have a vague recollection of your face because you were so hot looking that I couldn't think straight.
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Translation: Nice rack! I didn't look up any further...

LOL
 
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Re: Please tell me it\'s not any of you...

Did a search for "Viper" on a local forum, hoping to spot a local sale, and this ad came on the "personals" section under "missed connections". This guy needs serious help. :rolleyes:

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SAW YOU AT THE CARWASH, WAS WASHING MY VIPER - m4w - 35

I saw you at the carwash the other day. I was washing my black 2005 Dodge Viper. You were a blonde, very hot looking woman. You were wearing a pink tanktop with no bra, and very *********** shorts. You were tan, beautiful and large breasted. You were washing your car and your shirt was wet. You came over to me and asked for some quarters. I didn't have anymore change, so I gave you a $100.00 bill. I couldn't help it - you were so hot!
I'm going down to Cabo with my band in a few days for another gig. I would love to find you and bring you with me. If you happen to see this, PLEASE contact me! Send me a few pictures because I only have a vague recollection of your face because you were so hot looking that I couldn't think straight.
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Neither one of them was me, I have a yellow Viper and always wear a bra.
 
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Re: Please tell me it\'s not any of you...

damnit, I'm busted. I was washing my new Viper...

Hey Chuck, I've got two of them.....

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damnit, I'm busted. I was washing my new Viper...

Hey Chuck, I've got two of them.....

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LOL!!
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The guy should have just asked her where she worked. He could have gotten 5 dances for $100. LOL
 
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damnit, I'm busted. I was washing my new Viper...

Hey Chuck, I've got two of them.....

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Years of pent-up jealousy finally beginning to equalize. Next thing you'll be bragging about bagging the babes...oh wait, you're married aren't you? Sorry.
 
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Ok, I confess. I need serious help.
___________________________________________________ I'm just glad it wasn't a guy, Chuck :)
 
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This guy should have made a move right then and there!!!! :2tu:
 
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This guy should have made a move right then and there!!!! :2tu:
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No kidding! Why not!? You guys KNOW what would have happened if that was me! She would either have left with me, left after giving me her number, or left thinking I was an [******]. Those would be her only options... period!
 
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Shoot...all she can say is no!!! ;)
 
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begs the question: Do you drive the car, or does the car drive you?

For a guy in a "band" he sure is shy around a potential groupie.
 
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BigCarrot,

You could have just told her your what they call you on the Viper board. LOL
 
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Great Viper Experience - happens all the time - hot women - car washes, wet shirts, etc, etc. Gotta love it!
 
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Great Viper Experience - happens all the time - hot women - car washes, wet shirts, etc, etc. Gotta love it!
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...but the guy FIZZLED! He got shy and had to wipe the drool off his shoe afterwards. Then he played the desperate stalker and placed an ad on the personals page and basically admitted he was only staring at her boobs.

Don't know about you, but that never happens all the time here. Would any of the women here want to go out with a guy like that after reading the ad? :D

If you're rich, somewhat famous (in a band), drive a Viper, AND still don't have the balls to ask a girl for her number... there's no hope for you. :rolleyes:
 
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Re: Please tell me it\'s not any of you...

Did a search for "Viper" on a local forum, hoping to spot a local sale, and this ad came on the "personals" section under "missed connections". This guy needs serious help. :rolleyes:

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SAW YOU AT THE CARWASH, WAS WASHING MY VIPER - m4w - 35

I saw you at the carwash the other day. I was washing my black 2005 Dodge Viper. You were a blonde, very hot looking woman. You were wearing a pink tanktop with no bra, and very *********** shorts. You were tan, beautiful and large breasted. You were washing your car and your shirt was wet. You came over to me and asked for some quarters. I didn't have anymore change, so I gave you a $100.00 bill. I couldn't help it - you were so hot!
I'm going down to Cabo with my band in a few days for another gig. I would love to find you and bring you with me. If you happen to see this, PLEASE contact me! Send me a few pictures because I only have a vague recollection of your face because you were so hot looking that I couldn't think straight.
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Thats funny, I dont care who you are. If the lady in the ad is reading this and is now totally freaked out by this guy, please feel free to contact me instead :smirk:
 
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