Ripped the crotch outta my pants getting out of my SSG!

[Lanceromance]

So I finally got chance to drive my new SSG coupe after getting a clear bra installed on it. I'm a big guy..260lbs 6'1"..bodybuilder type and I have to say there is no graceful way of getting in or out of this car. So much so that I even ripped the crotch out of my pants! I hope Im not the only one that has this prob!

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[Lanceromance]

Here's some pics of my SSG with the clear bra on, it is barely visible and the camera doesn't pick it up.

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[Brake Dust]

Yass you are

 

[Lanceromance]

LMAO!! Im glad I can laugh at myself!

 

[eucharistos]

when i got my gen 2, i took a couple of minutes to figure out ingress and egress,

like dancing with any beautiful woman, there are proper steps to learn,

your clear bra looks good (actually can't see it )

 

[1994viper]

Good, you didn't buy a Lambo


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXyrr6OWd3Y[/media]

 

[SkyBob]

I'm 5'10" and a hell of a lot skinnier than you. I didn't worry about ripping my crotch (that sounds bad) but I kept leaving scuff marks from my shoes on the lower part of the door and sill, especially when in the garage (can't get the door all the way open).

 

[VIPER GTSR 91]

Good, you didn't buy a Lambo


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXyrr6OWd3Y[/media]

LMAO. Looks like a cheap kit car. Glad there was no fire !!!

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Thank you for not having the pants on when the pic was taken

 

[Lanceromance]

Thank you for not having the pants on when the pic was taken

LMAO!! I had to go into the bank right after it happened. Thank God for boxer briefs

 

[Darbgnik]

Funny, I'm 6'2" and around 260-270ish bodybuilder type as well, and though I haven't ripped the crotch out of my pants getting in and out, I did crack the rear fender, right next to the side sill by using it as a pivot point to hoist my heavy ass out of the car.

You never do make it look graceful, it's not only you.

 

[JackDud]

Hahahahha, what an awesome video (lamborghini) and stories. They make me wonder, though..with all the trouble some of you guys have getting out of the car, how do you avoid getting burned by the exhaust?

 

[Keik SRT-10]

Stop trying to rock skinny jeans lol... jp

 

[eucharistos]

funny mental image

 

[viperbilliam]

Don't blame the Viper - it's the cheap, tight jeans.

 

[Venomiss]

Hahahahha, what an awesome video (lamborghini) and stories. They make me wonder, though..with all the trouble some of you guys have getting out of the car, how do you avoid getting burned by the exhaust?

That is called snake bite.

 

[v10enomous]

This is funny...

The guy who installed my garage door opener asked me to open the door on my GTS so he could take a look at the interior...

He turns his head and looks at me and says...

Whoa!!! No Fat Chicks... EH!..

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

I opened this thread in the hopes that the original poster might be a *********. What's you guys excuse?

 

[Twister]

Wow..Thought I was the only one..Im 6 foot five and 290 pounds..Also body builder type,,Ive ripped mine as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Just Kidding....Im like 5 foot 8 and no were near a body builder type...Just thought It would be funny to pretend for a second..he he he..Since we got two guys in this thread claiming to have body builder type figs...

Im claiming BS..as true body builder types are in great shape and would have no problem getting out of their Viper..Im thinking your more like off season football player types..he he he he

 

[Darbgnik]

Wow..Thought I was the only one..Im 6 foot five and 290 pounds..Also body builder type,,Ive ripped mine as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just Kidding....Im like 5 foot 8 and no were near a body builder type...Just thought It would be funny to pretend for a second..he he he..Since we got two guys in this thread claiming to have body builder type figs...

Im claiming BS..as true body builder types are in great shape and would have no problem getting out of their Viper..Im thinking your more like off season football player types..he he he he

Probably more accurate.

 

[Sellshomesdrivesviper]

I'm not a body builder, and I don't wear tight pants, but I always rip the crotch in my pants and haven't figured out why.
Signed,
Hung Lo

 

[Twister]

good one..he he he he

 

[Tony2]

Lance,

Funny stuff, based on the honesty displayed in your other threads are you sure the “blowout” on your pants didn’t happen in the mad dash to the buffet line up?

Body builder type? I am far from it as well, but 6’1” and 260 lb's is hardly the type.

I think your cry for attention in your couple of threads has seemingly backfired hey?

Tony2

 

[my viper]

Lance,

Funny stuff, based on the honesty displayed in your other threads are you sure the “blowout” on your pants didn’t happen in the mad dash to the buffet line up?

Body builder type? I am far from it as well, but 6’1” and 260 lb's is hardly the type.

I think your cry for attention in your couple of threads has seemingly backfired hey?

Tony2

Tony, didn't you know ripping your pants getting out of a viper earns you cool points?

 

[v10enomous]

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92H5lhoIOVs&feature=related]YouTube - I'm Too Fat[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwvj4bmwUtA[/media]

 

[plumcrazy]

im probably the fattest guy on the site and never came close to ripping my pants getting in or out of a car....

you wear them around your thighs like in da hood maybe ?

 

[Jerome Sparich]

Those pants look 20 years old, no wonder they ripped.

 

[Viperless]

So I finally got chance to drive my new SSG coupe after getting a clear bra installed on it. I'm a big guy..260lbs 6'1"..bodybuilder type and I have to say there is no graceful way of getting in or out of this car. So much so that I even ripped the crotch out of my pants! I hope Im not the only one that has this prob!

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Ummmm......

 

[BolsOut]

Please-
I get a BlowOut every time I see a ********* walk by, but then, some of us are just cursed with these type of issues...

 

[bluesrt]

lol.....another memorial-------