Chuck 98 RT/10
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I bail as soon as things get complicated. Which is usually shortly after breakfast and explains why I rarely go out with a girl twice.
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I bail as soon as things get complicated. Which is usually shortly after breakfast and explains why I rarely go out with a girl twice.
Warfang
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Did I tell you Chuck? I wanna be just like you when I grow up.
heheheChuck 98 RT/10
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Don't aim so high. It takes years to become this sexist.
Why wait until breakfast? If you do that, they want to cuddle and spoon all night. I can't sleep like that. A good move is to get up and go the bathroom and then complain that your contact lenses are itching and your eye solution is at home in your medicine cabinet...and NOTHING she has will work.
Viperfreak2
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My Anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun!
Eric H
Viper Owner
Heres a little plug for Leslie(no need to thank me!)
She drives and Viper, AND she knows how to drive it, i've seen her drive her vette at VIR, not to bad!
She drives and Viper, AND she knows how to drive it, i've seen her drive her vette at VIR, not to bad!
By the way, if you want to ever see some really extreme ****, go to anaconda.com. It is NOT WORK SAFE!!! It is probably the most bizarre **** I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot...hehehe
I have been trying to get that domain since 1998.
acrdakota
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I agree, don't even fathom spending the night unless your A) WAY too fukked up to drive yourself home, in which case you probably don't care where you sleep. B) Your wingman buddy took a dive on the fat friend grenade and he can't escape, it's unacceptable to leave a man like that. Other than that use any excuse possible to bail and get into your own territory. Give it a good month before you offically "spend the night" but this is just a round figure, depending on the girl it could be 3x that long. Oh and as a general rule i've found it's a good idea to wait 3x as long as it takes you to spend the night, before she even knows what zip code you life in, let alone be invited to hang out. The very last thing you need is her randomly showing up when your [******] around with your buddies, or another girl that has passed the trial period and earned her rights to such secure knowledge as your address.
It takes time young grasshoppa, but you'll get there don't worry.
Yeah Chuck it does take time to reach this level of [******] but it does cut down on a lot of the nonsensical ********.
A tip I recently learned from reading Jose Canseco's book is that ballplayers sometimes have two phones. One for the wife and business associates, and then an extra phone to use for the chicks. You give them the number to the secondary phone so that you can hide it, if need be.
98MODMTR
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He said "road beef"!
Batboy
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"Does it still count if the girls are still in High School and the mom is usually looking over my shoulder?"
Pictureman - Is that all the moms are doing behind your back?
"Which is usually shortly after breakfast and explains why I rarely go out with a girl twice."
Chuck - At least you made it to breakfast. I married the first one I made it passed dinner. Doh!
Here's the "code" for the classifieds:
SWMDVSSWFWRVD
translation - single white male drives viper seeks single white female willing to ride viper AND driver
Pictureman - Is that all the moms are doing behind your back?
"Which is usually shortly after breakfast and explains why I rarely go out with a girl twice."
Chuck - At least you made it to breakfast. I married the first one I made it passed dinner. Doh!
Here's the "code" for the classifieds:
SWMDVSSWFWRVD
translation - single white male drives viper seeks single white female willing to ride viper AND driver
you guys are hilarious! it's wild, girls do the same tactics...but trying to SPEND the night with a guy-leave a toothbrush, underclothing, a change of clothes "just in case I am here again and stay over" thing
I must have testosterone in me, I rarely stay over with a guy, just can't do the SPOON thing or deal with the wakeup unless it's somebody I am REALLY interested in-would much rather be in my own SPACE haha
oh and ERIC H, thanks for the plug
I must have testosterone in me, I rarely stay over with a guy, just can't do the SPOON thing or deal with the wakeup unless it's somebody I am REALLY interested in-would much rather be in my own SPACE haha
oh and ERIC H, thanks for the plug
Chuck 98 RT/10
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oh and ERIC H, thanks for the plug
In light of the topic, I suggest you rephrase that.
01sapphireGTS
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Purdue_Boiler_Viper
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To: Chuck 98 RT/10
Damn man! Almost caughed up my liver! All you need is a hard drive for their memories!
Damn man! Almost caughed up my liver! All you need is a hard drive for their memories!
Chuck 98 RT/10
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oh and ERIC H, thanks for the plug
In light of the topic, I suggest you rephrase that.
hahahaa!
uhhh...thanks for the.... uuhhhhh....
can't think of anything non ******, my mind's always in the gutter
It's going to take more than gutter talk to win me over.
Not much more, but more nonetheless.
Eric H
Viper Owner
Leslie, your welcome for the...........aww hell nevermind......your welcome!
Are you doing VIR full in February with THSCC? Hope to see you there.
My Viper should be "done" by then so it should be fun.
Are you doing VIR full in February with THSCC? Hope to see you there.
My Viper should be "done" by then so it should be fun.
98MODMTR
Enthusiast
Butt, She said "plug"
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