Some F-ing **** Keyed my car tonight!

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

It's one thing if you get keyed for some good reason, like cheating on your girl friend.

That's a good reason for damaging someone's property? I don't think so.

 

[Alexarz]

That's a good reason for damaging someone's property? I don't think so.

I'd be willing to bet my left nut that ShadowLight is a female who has keyed a car before. Before I was married, I established some groundwork policies with any female whom I dated. I suggest that Viper owners adopt my policies as their own. Feel free to print this out and distribute to any females whom you are dating, at the outset of said relationships.

1. If you as much as put a smudge mark on my Viper(s), you will be at risk of a sledgehammer slamming into your back.

2. If any of your goofy friends convince you to take my Viper out one day when I am at work, you better put a hose on that fire of an idea, unless you and your giddy cronies want to inspect the inners of a wood chipper and the sensation of being flung out in pieces into an alligator pond.

3. If you go into my garage and clumsily drop a rake on my Viper(s), I will consider it an act of violence and retaliate with the mighty swing of The Bambino by sinking the rake teeth into your formerly useful buttocks.

These three wholesome policies establish a "no nonsense, no tolerance" sort of environment that should keep your beloved Viper safe from harm.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

The recent comments have me thinking. You say its been keyed twice at the same show. Do you have any ex's who were there? Girls will key a car quicker than they will go to an all day shoe sale at the mall. Me and a co-worker were talking about cars last week and we both agreed that the most danger to a car is an ex-gf with a grudge. As I posted earlier, mine has been keyed once. I've always had at least a small feeling that it might have been this girl who I had broken up with a few weeks earlier.

The co-worker told me he has a "warning list" similar to Alexarz's that he's told his gf, incase she ever gets in the mood to hurt his car (not a Viper)

 

[VIPER GTSR 91]

Real sorry to hear that. East LA Cholos going south now or a rice lover. I hope it buffs out. I seldom show the car anymore but when I do, I always bring seats and hang out near the car. I even bring cones to block off the front to prevent some idiot stepping on the splitter.

 

[Flash1034]

The lesson here is to stay with the car. It ***** that you cant just park it, walk away and enjoy looking at the other cars anymore. What has this world become?

Flash