TX WHOS YOUR DADDY
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WELL HERES MY STORY ILL STILL CANT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!IM TRAVELING FROM HOUSTON UP TO COLLEGE STATION TX. TODAY TO CHECK OUT ONE OF MY RETAIL MUSIC STORES.IVE GOT THE SNAKE CRUISING AT A SMOOTH 90 MPH.RAIN STARTS COMING DOWN.....VALENTINE ONE RADAR DETECTER IS ON RED ALERT.GOING THRU TWISTS AND TURNS ON THE ROAD.GO UP OVER A HILL ON A CRUVE,,,COME DOWN AND THE RADAR DETECTOR STARTS TO SCREAM LIKE A NEW BORN BABY.I EYEBALL A FORD CROWN VIC IN OTHER LANE ABOUT A 100 YARDS OFF..WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN RED GRILL LIGHTS START FLASHING.....OH SHUCKS IT JOHNNY LAW RUNNING RADAR IM DOA IN THE WATER.I PULL OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.JOHNNY LAW TURNS AROUND AND PULLS UP IN BACK OF ME.AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES JOHNNY LAW STEPS OUT OF HIS CAR AND WALKS UP TO MY CAR.I OBSERVE A W/M WITH COW BOY BOOTS,BLUE JEANS,AND A BLUE BLAZER WITH A COUPLE OF GOLD BADGES.SHOOT THE SON OF A GUN LOOKS REAL SERIOUS LIKE WYATT EARP.HE ASKS ME DO U KNOW HOW FAST U WERE GOIMG?I TELL HIM NO SIR I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION.I GIVE HIM MY D.L. AND INSURANCE CARD.I WAIT ANOTHER 15 MINUTES WHILE HE GOES BACK TO HIS CAR.HE COMES BACK AND SAYS U WERE GOING 90 IN A 75 MPH SPEED ZONE.SIR PLZ SIGN THE TICKET AND BE CAREFUL.I SIGN THE TICKET AND HE GIVES ME A COPY.I LOOK AT THE TICKET AND IT READS SPEEDING 90 IN A 75 MPH ZONE.WELL IM HERE TO TELL U THE HIGHEST POSTED SPEED LIMIT IN THE LONE STAR STATE IS 70 M.P.H......CAN WE GET A REBEL YELL!
