I went into Cingular a couple weeks ago to get a new phone. They have a contest now to win a Star Wars Viper SRT-10. There was posters up and everything. I just happened to take my Viper with me, and got the parking spot right out front.
Since I bought a new phone, the girl said something like "Because you got a new phone, you qualify for a chance to win a Viper." I said "no thanks, I already have one" and she just laughed. I guess she realized I wasn't joking and said "really?" and I said "yes, it is right over there and pointed to it outside." She about fell out of her chair and got up and walked outside and looked at it.
Now, if it wasn't for that damn wedding ring on her finger....