If One Is Good Then Two Are Better
I had a book about the Viper (someone "borrowed" it 6 yrs. ago and never gave it back) and in it they described how the very first engine was really made from two separate engines. They had cut off one end of one of the engines and then welded to the to other to make 10 cylinders and it really worked. The book had a lot of information in it, I can't remember the exact title any more. I don't remember anything about a truck engine being mentioned.
Clown Shoe 'Compensation'
I had owned my Viper for just two weeks and was driving it home when I encountered a surprising reaction to it.
I was approaching a stop light at an intersection when an old rusty pickup truck puttered up to the left of me about the same time. A man was driving in it with a women beside him. The lady in it slumped over and out the open window towards me while screaming: "It looks like a clown shoe!" she then stuck out her left hand with the thumb and fore finger parallel, about an inch apart, screaming "It's not big enough!" To which I replied, "Lady, don't complain to me...why did you marry your husband - if it's not big enough"?
She then roared unintelligibly, shaking, rocking feverishly, cursing in a way (speaking in tongues?) I hadn't ever heard before or since. I thought her head was going to spin around 360° and spew out green goo, ala' Linda Blair. The man must have heard my comment, because he swerved at my car as I begin to turn right.
This lady must have thought I was going to react angrily, she wasn't ready for a response like that. Hell, even I don't know where that came from, it was like I was hearing someone else answer, only it was me. I don't usually reply to people like that, as nothing you say is going to change their negative attitude anyways.
You know, some people just live to be unhappy.