Vipers and Dear Abby

Steve 00RT/10

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Not sure this will work here, but it is about Vipers and may hit home for some ;)

Steve

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision in my life. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Viper next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.


It was at that moment, crouching behind my front wheel, that I noticed a drop of oil on the inside of my wheel. It might be the wheel bearing or a brake problem.

Is this something I can fix myself or do you think should I take it back to the dealer to have it repaired?



Sincerely,

Perplexed
 

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I had a very similar situation with my wife. As I leaped out from behind my Viper I discovered she was indeed cheating on me, but to my great delight, it was with a local master Viper techincian. After helping me change a rear wheel bearing hub assembly, he and I had a few beers and traded stories about what a little stinker the old lady could be at times.
 

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My gf cheated on me with a cracked out trailer park trash drug addict. I dropped her and bought my Viper. She got a cracked out trailer park trash drug addict and I got a Viper. Game over. I win. May they both rot in hell
 

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[quote}hahah I had enough $$ ******* in her as some of you guys do your Vipers. If I had never met her, I could have atleast a Paxton Viper now if not Heffner TT :)

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Let this be a lesson learned, when you buy your girlfriend ****** implants, do not call them a gift. :bonker: Tell her that the money is loaned to her and that she can find "ways" to repay you and each time she finds a "way" to repay you, you give her a receipt for a principal reduction on the loan. Take this as a free piece of advice from your not so local counsel. :headbang:
 
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Steve,

That is absolutely halarious...made my evening! Thanks and happy holidays!

Ed ;)
 
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That is absolutely halarious...made my evening! Thanks and happy holidays!

Ed



Thanks Ed. Hope Santa is good to you as well. Too bad we're so far away from the 'action' down there. 32" of snow so far. Snakes away till spring now.

Steve
 

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MAN!!!! You need to forward all this to to Chuck 98!!! He's talk'n gett'n married. He's a smart guy, never been married and has a Viper. Don't think he knows a good thing. :nana: :bonker: :buttkick: :confused: hahah
 

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MAN!!!! You need to forward all this to to Chuck 98!!! He's talk'n gett'n married. He's a smart guy, never been married and has a Viper. Don't think he knows a good thing. :nana: :bonker: :buttkick: :confused: hahah

I only thought about briefly after tripping over some car parts in my living room. I've since moved the parts to the side and now no longer need a wife to clean my house.
 

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