Whats some funny comments you've heard from passengers in your Viper?

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Just wondering what's some of the funnier comments you've heard from passengers (family members, friends, strangers, hitchhikers, you get the deal) while riding in your Viper? It seems like everyone who I let ride in mine has some funny comment along the way. Here's a couple of my favorites:

"Its nice riding in a car where people are finally looking at the car and not me" (from a ex-gf who had the nerve to say the car inflated my ego lol)

"Man, I cant even pick my nose in this car, too many people are always looking" (my best friend on 1 of his 1st times riding in it)

"Are you someone famous? Should I know who you are?" (from a kid who asked me for a ride when him and his dad saw me in the mall parking lot)

 

[pdmracing]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

let meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee outttttttttttttttttttttttttt!

 

[IEATVETS]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Funniest comment from my brother-in-law was "Holy **** I think I just crapped my pants!" He said this after I took him to a back road and let him "feel" what Nitrous can do. Not the funniest comment out there but kind of fits.

 

[ViperJoe]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

HOLY SH*T!

 

[vegas guy]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

"I want more money" quote from ex-wife after a photo ran in the local newspaper of me and my new Viper. My response:hahahahahahaha hehehehehe hohohoh yeah right! No comment from new wife in pass seat, just a big smile.

 

[Joseph Dell]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

I had a date (we'd been dating a few months so i finally told her about and took her out in the car) a long time ago, say "you can't even give a BJ in this car b/c the middle piece is in the way!"

there was a "let me out", a "let me out NOW!"

an "oh god, oh god, oh god"

and (from a gal who is quite the hottie) "i like this A LOT!"

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

I had a date (we'd been dating a few months so i finally told her about and took her out in the car) a long time ago, say "you can't even give a BJ in this car b/c the middle piece is in the way!"


and (from a gal who is quite the hottie) "i like this A LOT!"

I'll be expecting to see these girls at the next club meeting!

 

[Nader]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Pulled up to a car with a man and a young attractive woman in the passenger seat. I am on the passenger side. The window rolls down and the woman tries to muffle the man's mouth with her hand but he finally gets out he comment,"Do you want to date my sister?"

 

[Andrew/USPWR]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

JESUS CHRIST! My Dad, life long corvette guy. The son went to the dark side on him.
The power was bewildering to him Every time I see him now he tells me how much a love the car but to be careful driving it

 

[Anaconda]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

This doesn't qualify as a "funny comment" but I always laugh when someone gets in the car and can't figure out how to put on their seat belt. NO ONE has ever figured it out on their first time in the car, without asking me.

 

[Vipera]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Quote from the Valet at the golf couse upon exiting the Viper... "Dude, you just made my life!"

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

For the Gen 1 guys, I have a bad (or mean) habit of opening my door real quick and then staring at the passenger like they're dumb while they search all over the car looking for the outside door handle. After a few seconds (or until they start to cuss) I lean over and tell them "this isnt a Lexus, it doesnt have nice things like outside door handles". They usually dont believe me until I open the door for them.

 

[SRTJOE]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

"HOLLY CRAP I WILL NEVER RIDE IN IT AGAIN!". Quote from my
wife when I went 0 to 100mph. Mission accomplished!

 

[Andrew/USPWR]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

This doesn't qualify as a "funny comment" but I always laugh when someone gets in the car and can't figure out how to put on their seat belt. NO ONE has ever figured it out on their first time in the car, without asking me.
________________________________________________


Isn’t it funny how people ALWAYS put their seatbelt on though? Even people that don’t normalily wear a seatbelt
Fyi. The seatbelt are that way so the driver and passenger don’t collide skulls in a head on collision. Pun unintended.

 

[Purdue_Boiler_Viper]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

When I bought the car, gf wanted to drive it. Took her out for her first ride, and got on it real good. She screamed in sheer terror. I don't know why she has never asked to drive since then....

 

[Wild Bill]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Gave a hot girl a ride from a restaurant I go to often. After the ride was over her comment was:

"OH MY GOD... now I'm soaked!"

I love this car

B

 

[GimmeTheSpeed]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

if you've ever taken someone on an aggressive 1st gear to end of 4th gear run... you'll all recognize the gasping exhale at the end they let out! lol... as if they were holding their breath the entire time. lol!

 

[Viper Scot]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Not so much what people have said but what they didn't say. I like flooring it when someone's in mid-sentence. They just stop speaking until things calm down!

 

[V 10 MAFIA]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Ex girl friend: "The ass is so nice on this car, I really like the way it kicks out when you step on it."

 

[Finally got it !]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

"My what a big parking brake lever you have". I never gave my parish priest another ride..

 

[chenner]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Pulled up to a car with a man and a young attractive woman in the passenger seat. I am on the passenger side. The window rolls down and the woman tries to muffle the man's mouth with her hand but he finally gets out he comment,"Do you want to date my sister?"

Love it!!

 

[Dimitrios]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

i got all of the above more than once. but here is another " i think my neck just snapped "

 

[JUCD VPR]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

I had a date (we'd been dating a few months so i finally told her about and took her out in the car) a long time ago, say "you can't even give a BJ in this car b/c the middle piece is in the way!

I've gotten that response twice now from two different girls haha but it is true, they say its uncomfortable but that didnt stop her from tryin

My best Friend. "Holy $hit Dude, i think you gave me whiplash...really lol"
My mom just screams and holds her hands over her eyes
Everyone else just hangs on for dear life and some scream here and there

 

[NK BREKR]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

"you can't even give a BJ in this car b/c the middle piece is in the way!"

Happened to me too!

DC, please consider making a retractable center console precisely for these occasions

One of my buddies said he no longer wants to go to Six Flags amusement parks, because their Viper rollercoaster doesn't go as fast as mine

And then again sometimes they don't say anything because they're holding on to tight to the door handle and wondering if they'll survive the ride.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

And then again sometimes they don't say anything because they're holding on to tight to the door handle and wondering if they'll survive the ride.

That reminded me of another comment, after giving the sister of a friend a ride she told me "You may have to repaint your inside door handle, i think i rubbed the black off of it i was hanging on so tight"

 

[vviperr]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Took my 56 year old neighbor for a ride (I am a crazy 58). just left our home and turned on a country two-lane road. Within seconds I was going 90+ MPH and started to pass a car at 100 MPH. He yelled 'You're not really going to pass that car are you?' I said, 'Oh yes I am'. He then turned white and yelled 'Holy Sh.t'. He later told me he would never ride with me again

 

[GR8_ASP]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

Not so much what they say, as in general first time passengers are speachless, but the look of utter fear or fright. Kind of white and staring into space. That is for the non-performance type people.

For performance type people it is more like Holy [******].

 

[Fast Freddy]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

took my buddy for a ride one time down a nice windy 2 lane road. we hit 175 in the straights and 150 in the turns.

he said: "where is the button for the ejection seat"

 

[Casey 111]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

I dont know own one so i dont have nothing funny, but i know when i got my first ride (many thanks to Paul) that the gas peddle was really used i was speachless! Nothing funny from me!

 

[viprvenm]

Re: Whats some funny comments you\'ve heard from passengers in your Viper?

After reaching the top end of the RPM range in 2nd...

"This just don't make sense!"

viprvenm