Yellow Vipers

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Red means stop
Yellow means proceed cautiously
Green means go.

We all follow these rules, right?

I've always looked at that as:

Red means stop. As in "STOP!! We're going too fast! We're gonna die!"

Yellow means proceed cautiously. As in "proceed cautiously because with those VW bugs going so much faster, you don't wanna make the mistake of pulling out in front of one"

Green means go. As in "Are you gonna go today or stay beside this yellow Viper?"

:rolaugh: :lmao::rolaugh::drive:
 

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Red means stop
Yellow means proceed cautiously
Green means go.

We all follow these rules, right?

It's quite the opposite in Kentucky actually...

Red means follow the car in front of you that just ran the yellow light.
Yellow means swerve around the car hitting it's brakes in front of you and then hit the gas so you can still make it through the light.
Green means look both ways to watch what jacka$$ ran the light this time.

Btw, nice shirt Robert :2tu:
 

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Thats the same driving rules we have here in Canada! :omg: Its called Metric driving! :lmao::D

Thank you. I like the shirt as well. Speaks so much truth. :D
 

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Chad is a closet Yellow Viper Fan! He said his next Viper will be Yellow:D Sorry Chad, I just had to get that out in the open to end this crazy thread, put the Yellow wheels back on your car so you feel better:eater: One day you'll have Viper with more Yellow on it:2tu:

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This is a pic of the shirt I had made and then wore at The Niagara event! :lmao:

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Now I have to get me one of those shirts!
PBR
 

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It will give you more down force than the Star ship Enterprise :D


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What was it that the Klingon said to Scotty in the episode "The Trouble with Tribbles"....

Oh yes, it was the Enterprise was slow like a garbage scow! :lmao: Guess factory coloring for the Enterprise must have been red. :rolaugh:


Kelly - I agree. Snow plow. :D
 

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Now now you two, You know you want one ;) Just imagine one of those in YELLOW with black stripes ;) It will give you more down force than the Star ship Enterprise :D


:rambo: ..........:outtahere:

Absolutely I want one!!! And if it was yellow as you suggest, it would be FAST! ;)

(In all seriousness, that is a gorgeous car, even in red.)
 

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The splitter on a RED car is used to clear slower yellow Vipers from the road surface in front of them.

Very similar in how the yellow Vipers in the pic below were attempting to get out of the way of the parked locomotive.

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The splitter on a RED car is used to clear slower yellow Vipers from the road surface in front of them.

Very similar in how the yellow Vipers in the pic below were attempting to get out of the way of the parked locomotive.

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LOL...nice photoshop. Must have taken you hours. :lmao::lmao:
 

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Dave,They also make the FASTER color in that model.

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When a yellow Viper is parked on the grass, and likely on blocks too waiting for repair parts, this yellow-green combo actually produces a sapphire blue aura.

So yes, blue Viper owners are actually part of the slower than RED family.

RED Vipers owners... Let's welcome the bluebee's to their new cousins!!! :rolaugh:
 

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From a physics/astronomical perspective...Blue is faster since it has the highest visible spectrum wavelength at 450-495 nm wavelegnth @ 606-668THz...followed by Yellow at 570-590 nm @ 505-526 THz and then the slowww less energetic Red spectrum at 620-750 nm @ 400-484 THz. So there you have it. I case you were wondering, the Violet Viper would be the fastest.
 

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